Blonde Joke of the Day

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Two blondes are in heaven. One blond says to the other, "How did you die"?

"I froze to death." says the second. "That's just awful." says the first blonde.

"How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first." says the second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes, but eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off as if you're sleeping.

" "How about you, how did you die?" asked the second blonde. "I had a heart attack." says the first blonde.

"You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but again, no one hiding there. Finally, I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

" The second blonde shakes her head. "Well, Duh... if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
 

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Good one... kinda like that joke about the guy who died when a fridge dropped on him.

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