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1000 Rabbis Warn: Open Homosexuality in the Military is a Disaster and May Cause Further Natural Disasters

MEDIA ADVISORY, Feb. 2 /Christian Newswire/ -- Rabbi Yehuda Levin, spokesman for the Rabbinical Alliance of America issued the following statement:

"When Americans are suffering economically and millions need jobs, it's shocking that the Administration is focused on its ultra-liberal militantly homosexualist agenda forcing the highlighting of homosexuals and homosexuality on an unwilling military. This is the equivalent of the spiritual rape of our military to satisfy the most extreme and selfish cadre of President Obama's kooky coalition.

We agree with Eileen Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness that this will hurt the cohesiveness of the military, cause many to leave the army, and dramatically lower the number of recruits, perhaps leading to the reinstatement of a compulsory draft.

"Thirteen months before 9/11, on the day New York City passed homosexual domestic partnership regulations, I joined a group of Rabbis at a City Hall prayer service, pleading with G-d not to visit disaster on the city of N.Y. We have seen the underground earthquake, tsunami, Katrina, and now Haiti. All this is in sync with a two thousand year old teaching in the Talmud that the practice of homosexuality is a spiritual cause of earthquakes. Once a disaster is unleashed, innocents are also victims just like in Chernobyl.

http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/9630112926.html
 

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At least they show their stupidity proudly to the world.
That's better than if they dressed up their stupidity in propaganda, because now I can just laugh without having to try and debunk their argument.
 

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1000 Rabbis Warn: Open Homosexuality in the Military is a Disaster and May Cause Further Natural Disasters

MEDIA ADVISORY, Feb. 2 /Christian Newswire/ -- Rabbi Yehuda Levin, spokesman for the Rabbinical Alliance of America issued the following statement:

"When Americans are suffering economically and millions need jobs, it's shocking that the Administration is focused on its ultra-liberal militantly homosexualist agenda forcing the highlighting of homosexuals and homosexuality on an unwilling military. This is the equivalent of the spiritual rape of our military to satisfy the most extreme and selfish cadre of President Obama's kooky coalition.

We agree with Eileen Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness that this will hurt the cohesiveness of the military, cause many to leave the army, and dramatically lower the number of recruits, perhaps leading to the reinstatement of a compulsory draft.

"Thirteen months before 9/11, on the day New York City passed homosexual domestic partnership regulations, I joined a group of Rabbis at a City Hall prayer service, pleading with G-d not to visit disaster on the city of N.Y. We have seen the underground earthquake, tsunami, Katrina, and now Haiti. All this is in sync with a two thousand year old teaching in the Talmud that the practice of homosexuality is a spiritual cause of earthquakes. Once a disaster is unleashed, innocents are also victims just like in Chernobyl.

http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/9630112926.html

Done all in the name of "love", I'm sure :rolleyes:
 

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All this is in sync with a two thousand year old teaching in the Talmud that the practice of homosexuality is a spiritual cause of earthquakes. Once a disaster is unleashed, innocents are also victims...

Open your eyes guys, this may be the best reason ever for getting gays into the military! ...sort of a secret weapon of ultimate destruction. Send a few thousand gay troops over to the enemy's country, have them engage in whatever is appropriately "displeasing in the eyes of the Lord" and Bingo! the enemy's homeland is destroyed by earthquakes! Wow.
 

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1000 Rabbis Warn: Open Homosexuality in the Military is a Disaster and May Cause Further Natural Disasters

How would they know this?

Hmmm.

A thousand of them, you say?

Hmmm.
 

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Open your eyes guys, this may be the best reason ever for getting gays into the military! ...sort of a secret weapon of ultimate destruction. Send a few thousand gay troops over to the enemy's country, have them engage in whatever is appropriately "displeasing in the eyes of the Lord" and Bingo! the enemy's homeland is destroyed by earthquakes! Wow.
Even better... that they witness such acts going on makes THEM unpure and they have to kill themselves... we'd save money on bullets.
 

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How would they know this?

Hmmm.

Well, they don't

A thousand of them, you say?

Hmmm.

The organization claims that amount of members. One thing to remember, In Orthodox Judaism, there are a lot of people who can call themselves Rabbi. Unlike other religions where the title of Minister or Priest implies your profession and/or a pulpit, a Rabbi is simply someone who has gone through the schooling and has earned the title. My synagogue employs one Rabbi. But nearly 25% of the men have the title and work at other professions.
 

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The only thing he said that had merit:
"When Americans are suffering economically and millions need jobs, it's shocking that the Administration is focused on its... ultra-liberal agenda..."

This is true; the current administration is soley focused on their agenda which has nothing to do with the things most Americans are struggling with right now, like putting food on the table or having a table to put it on in the first place.

As for the rest of it... feh.

If I believed in supernatural repercussions resulting from my behavior I'd never leave the bomb shelter. Look out! Pass gas in public and a large black hole will open up and suck your soul into the depths of hell leaving your body a cold, empty shell to wonder the earth terrorizing the survivors as a fart-zombie. And the only way to kill a fart-zombie is to shoot them in the **** which causes them to explode. It's true... I read that... somewhere.
 

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Clearly nobody explained it to them this way ...

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kenmorgan said:
1000 Rabbis Warn: Open Homosexuality in the Military is a Disaster and May Cause Further Natural Disasters!

Oh, dear.

Oh noes! Run away........

*sarcasm*

btw my uncle who's a religious nutter, told me he does believe homosexuals are responsible for aids and that if i dont become christian and believe, then I'm going to hell.

God darnit! wingnuts are right in my own family!
 
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Oh, dear.

Oh noes! Run away........

*sarcasm*

btw my uncle who's a religious nutter, told me he does believe homosexuals are responsible for aids and that if i dont become christian and believe, then I'm going to hell.

God darnit! wingnuts are right in my own family!

Please, please tell me he's with the NDP!!:)

You know I'm much more "christian" then many, many christians I know. If I go to their hell and they go to heaven simply based on belief of the invisible man in the sky then there is something seriously wrong with their god. In fact If their omnipotent god finds it more important to “believe” then to “act” then he can go fornicate himself.

You know its like the gays are the “new” jews. Just like every little problem in the past was because of the jews, every little problem today is the fault of the gays. Of all people, the jews should know where bigotry and hatred can lead people.

Jacklyn, don't worry I'll be in hell waiting for you with an extra beer.
 

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Please, please tell me he's with the NDP!!:)

lol!

but sorry to disappoint you. He's not.

kenmorgan said:
You know I'm much more "christian" then many, many christians I know. If I go to their hell and they go to heaven simply based on belief of the invisible man in the sky then there is something seriously wrong with their god. In fact If their omnipotent god finds it more important to “believe” then to “act” then he can go fornicate himself.

True.

kenmorgan said:
You know its like the gays are the “new” jews. Just like every little problem in the past was because of the jews, every little problem today is the fault of the gays. Of all people, the jews should know where bigotry and hatred can lead people.

yeah. thats 17 different kinds of weird. The oppressed end up oppressing. but the oppressed should know what it feels like.

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Jacklyn, don't worry I'll be in hell waiting for you with an extra beer.

One Black Horse, please. :p

and what kind would you like. You dont think I'll make you supply all the booze, do you? =]
 

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I'm just confused why talking about ending 'don't ask, don't tell' in the U.S. military would give cause to God to visit a debilitating earthquake on HAITI? WTF do they have to do with one another. If this were meant to be logical in anyway I would think the earthquake would have to be centered on D.C. or a major stateside military instillation, not the poorest foreign nation in the western hemisphere. Sometimes STFU is the only response that really makes sense.
 

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The Rabbinical Alliance of America is a fundamentalist group, just like any other fundamentalist group. Could have been Christian or Muslim, but they're Jews.
 

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The real irony here is that the Israeli military has been allowing homosexuals within it's ranks since 1993...

:lol2:
 

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