Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find himself listening to an argument about wing chun lineages
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Laid up with gout. Incredibly painful.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but drinking beer before your run isn't carb loading
Ow my fiddlsticking hand. Again.
Quick! Say something a human would say so that they don't suspect
Mint! Potatoes! Pork! oh man I love caffeine!
....I think I got away with it...
My boss, a man I respect and admire, died a few days ago. Please don't hold anything I say in these few days against me, I'm just upset and pissed off
"N3Ver go to the ground on da thtw33t!"
Sweetie, darling, honey, baby, my brother in christ, you're not going to have a choice.
"It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war"- dude, don't throw it down with gardeners. We're fit, tough and we have tools that resemble medieval weapons
Through the dark magic of espresso I have obviated the need for sleep
The lord protects fools and drunks. And I am certainly both drunk and foolish.
Rise from the darkness dreaded thread and walk the forum once more!
Just sold one of my drawings. I'm having a celebratory Glenfiddich or three
Got the rest day itch. I know I need to have a day off to recover, but I still feel I should be working out
Bad decisions never start with a Jameson's...
Forgive your enemies. It pisses them off.
Subject appears to have travelled several hundred miles. Add coffee and repeat until subject reacquires human appearance
Listening to Hank Williams and drinking beer is a valid recovery method
Work, home, deadlift, press, hindu pushups, knees to elbows, burpees, seishan a few times, deadlift, press, eat
Worked as a life model today. I get paid for holding front and horse riding stances, it's great
Taking a day off work because I started hearing voices in my head. On the plus side, it's been a beautiful day and I haven't even been wearing any trousers -
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