zombie apocolypse

Flying Crane

Sr. Grandmaster
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
15,262
Reaction score
4,973
Location
San Francisco
I just cannot accept the whole, "I get unlimited ammo" position. Sorry, ammo runs out, stocks run dry, manufacturing ends, and eventually it is unavailable or rare and you need to conserve. This is the zombie apocalypse, after all. Ammo is heavy and if you end up on foot then there is only so much you can carry, and it affects your ability to move, run, hide, and fight.

A gun is a reasonable tool to bring along, but it should be considered for emergency situations. It is noisy and attracts more zombies, and not everyone will have a suppressor. Once the ammo runs out, your rifle is a heavy and poorly designed club, and your sidearm is a poorly shaped throwing implement. If there are no reasonable expectations of finding more, it's time to ditch them.

Most people lack the skill needed to be effective with a bow, especially with Zed where a head shot is all that matters and a body shot doesn't count. However, a bow could be handy for hunting and for fighting off the desperate living.

A slingshot might be a good idea. It's very lightweight and compact, and ammo is potentially everywhere, and a head shot could penetrate the skull and put down Zed. It's also quiet.

Sword is a good choice, but can require some open space and so isn't good in all situations.

Staff is good as long as there is room to operate, good for crushing Zed skulls.

Tomahawk, kukhri, hammer, long dagger, etc. are good options for tighter quarters.

But how much of this do you carry on your person at the same time is important to consider. If you weigh yourself down with gear then you cannot function.
 

Buka

Sr. Grandmaster
Staff member
MT Mentor
Joined
Jun 27, 2011
Messages
13,001
Reaction score
10,531
Location
Maui
My 4 weapons-
Colt 45, Officers model, Glaser safety slugs
Machete
Any two Pauly Shore movies (They'll keep away anything)

My old Jeep

Hideout - Kapalaoa cabin, Haleakala crater, Maui
 

Flying Crane

Sr. Grandmaster
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
15,262
Reaction score
4,973
Location
San Francisco
My 4 weapons-
Colt 45, Officers model, Glaser safety slugs
Machete
Any two Pauly Shore movies (They'll keep away anything)

My old Jeep

Hideout - Kapalaoa cabin, Haleakala crater, Maui
The cabin is already under my control. You'll never get in, tho I might allow you to pitch a tent on the slope...
 

Buka

Sr. Grandmaster
Staff member
MT Mentor
Joined
Jun 27, 2011
Messages
13,001
Reaction score
10,531
Location
Maui
Drat. Okay, I'll go to the Holua Cabin instead.

addkyq.jpg



Too many trees by the Palikū cabin for Zombie ambushes.
And we'll cut down them Zombie bastards by the Kapau Gap. It will be a regular Zombie shoot.
 

Flying Crane

Sr. Grandmaster
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
15,262
Reaction score
4,973
Location
San Francisco
Drat. Okay, I'll go to the Holua Cabin instead.

addkyq.jpg



Too many trees by the Palikū cabin for Zombie ambushes.
And we'll cut down them Zombie bastards by the Kapau Gap. It will be a regular Zombie shoot.
The high altitude might make it difficult to run, when necessary...
 

Tez3

Sr. Grandmaster
Supporting Member
Joined
Oct 13, 2006
Messages
27,608
Reaction score
4,901
Location
England
The high altitude might make it difficult to run, when necessary...

Take Gurkhas with you.
The first thing I'd do is go find the Gurkhas ( two minutes up the road for me lol), you'd be safe with them.
 

Buka

Sr. Grandmaster
Staff member
MT Mentor
Joined
Jun 27, 2011
Messages
13,001
Reaction score
10,531
Location
Maui
"The high altitude might make it difficult to run, when necessary..."

If it's them fast running zombies, like from World War Z, I'm probably screwed anyway, so you can use me for a diversion.
But if it's your standard, run of the mill zombie, I like our chances. Nothing like a good, crater Zombie shoot, a Grey Goose Bloody Mary, bacon and eggs and the smell of gunpowder to start your day. ;)
 
OP
sgraves

sgraves

Green Belt
Joined
Jun 15, 2016
Messages
148
Reaction score
17
I just cannot accept the whole, "I get unlimited ammo" position. Sorry, ammo runs out, stocks run dry, manufacturing ends, and eventually it is unavailable or rare and you need to conserve. This is the zombie apocalypse, after all. Ammo is heavy and if you end up on foot then there is only so much you can carry, and it affects your ability to move, run, hide, and fight.

A gun is a reasonable tool to bring along, but it should be considered for emergency situations. It is noisy and attracts more zombies, and not everyone will have a suppressor. Once the ammo runs out, your rifle is a heavy and poorly designed club, and your sidearm is a poorly shaped throwing implement. If there are no reasonable expectations of finding more, it's time to ditch them.

Most people lack the skill needed to be effective with a bow, especially with Zed where a head shot is all that matters and a body shot doesn't count. However, a bow could be handy for hunting and for fighting off the desperate living.

A slingshot might be a good idea. It's very lightweight and compact, and ammo is potentially everywhere, and a head shot could penetrate the skull and put down Zed. It's also quiet.

Sword is a good choice, but can require some open space and so isn't good in all situations.

Staff is good as long as there is room to operate, good for crushing Zed skulls.

Tomahawk, kukhri, hammer, long dagger, etc. are good options for tighter quarters.

But how much of this do you carry on your person at the same time is important to consider. If you weigh yourself down with gear then you cannot function.
a sling shot really lol
 

Flying Crane

Sr. Grandmaster
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
15,262
Reaction score
4,973
Location
San Francisco
a sling shot really lol
Yup, go to a sporting goods store and get a good wrist rocket for about $15-$30, and fire a steel marble into a tree trunk and see how it is. I bet it hits a lot harder than you realize. Not sure about accurate range, mebbe 30-40 yards, more if you practice.
 
OP
sgraves

sgraves

Green Belt
Joined
Jun 15, 2016
Messages
148
Reaction score
17
Yup, go to a sporting goods store and get a good wrist rocket for about $15-$30, and fire a steel marble into a tree trunk and see how it is. I bet it hits a lot harder than you realize. Not sure about accurate range, mebbe 30-40 yards, more if you practice.
ok ill def have to look into that
 

Flying Crane

Sr. Grandmaster
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
15,262
Reaction score
4,973
Location
San Francisco
ok ill def have to look into that
I've seen them at Dicks sporting goods, they come with a package of steel pellets, I'm sure they are at least powerful enough to take small game. You can get bigger steel pellets, might even take down something bigger than that. Headshot on Zed, yeah that'll do it. And small game hunting for sustenance in the meantime while living off the land. And when the pellets run out, rocks are everywhere. Not as good, but plentiful.
 

Flying Crane

Sr. Grandmaster
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
15,262
Reaction score
4,973
Location
San Francisco
You can go to a toy store and stock up on glass marbles too. I bet you could fire an arrow out of it, or for small game maybe a cluster of a dozen copper BBs. All kinds of things if you get creative.
 

Tez3

Sr. Grandmaster
Supporting Member
Joined
Oct 13, 2006
Messages
27,608
Reaction score
4,901
Location
England
stock up on glass marbles too

While you are buying the marbles buy some extra to put in a shallow dish, fill with water just so the marbles tops are dry and put out as water for the bees, they need all the help they can get. They sit on the marbles as they get the water. :)
 

Flying Crane

Sr. Grandmaster
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
15,262
Reaction score
4,973
Location
San Francisco
While you are buying the marbles buy some extra to put in a shallow dish, fill with water just so the marbles tops are dry and put out as water for the bees, they need all the help they can get. They sit on the marbles as they get the water. :)
Will do!!! Nothing like the zombie apocalypse to bring out our compassion.
 

Blindside

Grandmaster
Founding Member
Joined
Oct 29, 2001
Messages
5,175
Reaction score
849
Location
Kennewick, WA
Yup, go to a sporting goods store and get a good wrist rocket for about $15-$30, and fire a steel marble into a tree trunk and see how it is. I bet it hits a lot harder than you realize. Not sure about accurate range, mebbe 30-40 yards, more if you practice.

When I was in high school I was really good with a wrist rocket, like pick a leaf off of a tree good (ok admittedly those were big leaf maples, but still). I was that accurate to about 40 yards max.
 

Blindside

Grandmaster
Founding Member
Joined
Oct 29, 2001
Messages
5,175
Reaction score
849
Location
Kennewick, WA
Weapons?
Basic randall bowie knife, pinute (short Filipino sword), takedown recurve bow, suppressed .45 Glock.

Vehicle? Probably steal one of the diesel Chevy's from my work. :D

Bugout location? This isn't real, but it should be:
7ad4976f222940099533947d0e8ee243.jpg


Maybe have it a bit farther out into the ocean.
 
OP
sgraves

sgraves

Green Belt
Joined
Jun 15, 2016
Messages
148
Reaction score
17
Weapons?
Basic randall bowie knife, pinute (short Filipino sword), takedown recurve bow, suppressed .45 Glock.

Vehicle? Probably steal one of the diesel Chevy's from my work. :D

Bugout location? This isn't real, but it should be:
7ad4976f222940099533947d0e8ee243.jpg


Maybe have it a bit farther out into the ocean.
that location is great lol
 

Tames D

RECKLESS
MTS Alumni
Joined
Apr 18, 2006
Messages
5,133
Reaction score
665
Location
Los Angeles, CA
My 4 weapons-
Colt 45, Officers model, Glaser safety slugs
Machete
Any two Pauly Shore movies (They'll keep away anything)

My old Jeep

Hideout - Kapalaoa cabin, Haleakala crater, Maui
Good thinking, bringing the beer...
 

Blindside

Grandmaster
Founding Member
Joined
Oct 29, 2001
Messages
5,175
Reaction score
849
Location
Kennewick, WA
I couldn't find this earlier, but if I had my buddies with me and we needed some more space.
taung1.jpg
 

Buka

Sr. Grandmaster
Staff member
MT Mentor
Joined
Jun 27, 2011
Messages
13,001
Reaction score
10,531
Location
Maui
Good thinking, bringing the beer...

Without question, my brother. I only drink Rolling Rock, what shall I have waiting for you at the cabin? Chilled, of course.

Them poor zombies. F em!
 

Latest Discussions

Top