[FONT="]1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just leave me the hell alone.[/FONT]
[FONT="]2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. [/FONT]
[FONT="]4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.[/FONT]
[FONT="]5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.[/FONT]
[FONT="]6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. [/FONT]
[FONT="]7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.[/FONT]
[FONT="]8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.[/FONT]
[FONT="]9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.[/FONT]
[FONT="]10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.[/FONT]
[FONT="]11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.[/FONT]
[FONT="]12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.[/FONT]
[FONT="]13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. [/FONT]
[FONT="]14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.[/FONT]
[FONT="]15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.[/FONT]
[FONT="]16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.[/FONT]
[FONT="]17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.[/FONT]
[FONT="]18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.[/FONT]
[FONT="]19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are[/FONT][FONT="] [FONT="]moving.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT="]20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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[FONT="]2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. [/FONT]
[FONT="]4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.[/FONT]
[FONT="]5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.[/FONT]
[FONT="]6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. [/FONT]
[FONT="]7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.[/FONT]
[FONT="]8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.[/FONT]
[FONT="]9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.[/FONT]
[FONT="]10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.[/FONT]
[FONT="]11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.[/FONT]
[FONT="]12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.[/FONT]
[FONT="]13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. [/FONT]
[FONT="]14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.[/FONT]
[FONT="]15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.[/FONT]
[FONT="]16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.[/FONT]
[FONT="]17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.[/FONT]
[FONT="]18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.[/FONT]
[FONT="]19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are[/FONT][FONT="] [FONT="]moving.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT="]20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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. Humerous, sarcastic and yet still managing to hold a core of zen-like truth :lol:. Number 17 and Number 20 have a special profundity I reckon.
