Worst Martial Arts Movies

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"No Retreat, No Surrender" this was horrible.
NO WAY ITS LIKE AN ALL TIME CLASSIC WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
 

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The worst martial arts movie is The Matrix (the entire trilogy). Silly wirework and an overblown sense of self importance.

I loved Kung Pow poking fun at badly written Hong Kong action movies.

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I can't even begin to say how much this series SUCKED!!! From the B.S. Fight scenes to the over hyped philosophy
 
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Kung Pow was a satire. It was SUPPOSED to be bad, unlike these other films that take themselves seriously.
 
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another great movie is ONLY THE STRONG starring Marc Decascos

class movie TOTALLY
 

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Kenpodoc said:
The worst martial arts movie is The Matrix (the entire trilogy). Silly wirework and an overblown sense of self importance.


HOW DARE YOU

The matrix Trilogy was one of the movies that got me into MA, of course there is the fantasy, but a true MAist can see that there is a lot of good martial Arts in it.

Sho Lin Soccer, blows serious *** I didn't even watch it all
 

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Actually there ain't nothing good about the Matrix from the poor mans Bruce leee routines, to the dumb philosophy, to the assine wire work, to the "the city is under attack, we must defend ur lives, we MUST...........................Dance"
 

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The TUXEDO by Jackie Chan. This must have been the worst american production that Chan was involved in. Don't get me wrong, Jennifer Love-Hewitt is cute, but was really casted wrong in this movie.


My second worst MA movie is House of Flying Dagger, Can anyone say Sappy ?
 
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Mortal Kombat really sucked... But then again, so did the videogames it was based on
 

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Akashiro Tamaya said:
The TUXEDO by Jackie Chan.

Unfortunately any of Jackie Chan's recent movies have been... poor...

The Tuxedo, The Medallion, either of the lame Shangihai movies..

but... the WORST MA movie...

Best of the Best II. I didn't think they could make a more craptastic movie than the first one... I was wrong. :p

and just for the record, Berry Gordy's: the last dragon is in my top 5 favorite MA flicks... and Only the Strong would be in the top 10... :D
 
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Jaymeister said:
Mortal Kombat really sucked... But then again, so did the videogames it was based on
:xtrmshock
 
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OUMoose said:
Unfortunately any of Jackie Chan's recent movies have been... poor...

The Tuxedo, The Medallion, either of the lame Shangihai movies..

but... the WORST MA movie...

Best of the Best II. I didn't think they could make a more craptastic movie than the first one... I was wrong. :p

and just for the record, Berry Gordy's: the last dragon is in my top 5 favorite MA flicks... and Only the Strong would be in the top 10... :D
Now thats what i call taste but only the strong would be in my top 5
 

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What the acting?, clue it starred Keanu Reeves.

The Philosophy? Get out and read more
the 2nd one was really the worst and I could
'nt sit thru the 3rd one
 
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