Discussion in 'The Locker Room Bar & Grill' started by Aikikitty, Jan 28, 2003.
Winter = ex girlfriend
ex girlfriend = cheap perfume
cheap perfume = not my thing
not my thing= competing, though I'm starting to consider it.
competing = pushing myself harder
pushing myself harder= at something I'm passionate about
at something I'm passionate about=My Martial Art! :asian:
My Martial Art!= Tae Kwon Do
Tae Kwon Do= Kicking
Kicking = No higher than sternum without damaging your own anatomy.
No higher than sternum without damaging your own anatomy = family jewels
Family Jewels = Dustin Diamond (Screech)
Dustin Diamond= Saved by the Bell, whom I heard is a Martial artist
whom I heard is a Martial artist = my best friend's ex
my best friend's ex = really hot
really hot = sun
sun = flaming ball of gas
flaming ball of gas = juvenile humor (involving flatulation + lighter)
juvenile humor = The Lion King (where the original quote came from)
the lion king = "did we order this lunch to go?" "no, why?" "Because THERE IT GOES!!!!"123
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