Discussion in 'The Locker Room Bar & Grill' started by Aikikitty, Jan 28, 2003.
What the phone companies had until the 90's...
monopoly = long *** game
long *** game = Life (the board game)
Life makes you crazy at times....
what does ssdd mean?
same **** different day
same **** different day = poorly maintained outhouse
poorly maintained outhouse = Dirty Job.
Dirty Job = Someone's gotta do it
Someone's gotta do it= talk to that difficult customer
talk to that difficult customer = customer service showing friendly smile during, then run out screaming afterwards....
customer service showing friendly smile during, then run out screaming afterwards....=situation normal.
situation normal = SNAFU (a World War II acronym that I won't spell out...)
Wait: let me try this again with the G-rated version:
situation normal = "all fouled up" (SNAFU!)
SNAFU=When a traffic stop to advise the driver of a burned out headlight turns into a felony arrest..
traffic stop turns into a felony arrest= usually means drugs are involved here.
drugs are involved here = U.S. Customs
U.S. Customs = ICE
Ice = WINTER!!!!123
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