Why is a handgun better than a woman

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Gary Crawford

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Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

You can have more than one handgun living in the same house
 
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Mark Weiser

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Now I wonder where you got this awesome graphic lol. I read this thread and laughed however I was alone and the wife was busy running an errand lol.
 

MA-Caver

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Well, ya... it was indeed funny.
Now, here's why a woman is better than a handgun.

She won't take your hand off or your eye out if she blows up on you. (but she probably will incapacitate your ego).

She's a lot warmer and softer to cuddle with on a long winter's night (but, then unless she's a nurse she (probably) won't be able to take down an attacker with a single shot).

Having sex with a handgun isn't the most comfortable thing to do. (but at least there's no chance for a ego-busting remark afterwards).

Her 44's are a lot better than a pair of 22's (but you still gotta ask permission to touch them). :rolleyes:
 

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I have to ask, is this known from experience??

MACaver said:
Having sex with a handgun isn't the most comfortable thing to do. (but at least there's no chance for a ego-busting remark afterwards).
 
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Here is why Firearms and women are alike

  • When they both start speaking you pay attention or get hurt.
  • In order to get the correct response you slowly squeeze and get the desired effect.
  • They both usually have to bark six times to be heard.
  • In order to work properly takes time and attention for maintence.
  • They can either protect you or be turned on you depending how handled.
 

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MACaver said:
Having sex with a handgun isn't the most comfortable thing to do. (but at least there's no chance for a ego-busting remark afterwards).

Sarah said:
I have to ask, is this known from experience??
Sarah, you beat me to it...:D

MACaver said:
Her 44's are a lot better than a pair of 22's (but you still gotta ask permission to touch them).
Okay, okay, I have to admit that you're right on that one ;)
 

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