Omar B
Senior Master
Wait a minute, has anyone ever seen Omar, Jesus and Elvis all together in the same place?
Oh my God.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Yes they have! I recently had lunch with Jesus and Elvis. Jesus being a Mexican who owes me $20 (It's pronounced Hey-zoos) and Elvis being a Romanian drunk.
I look like the messiah? It's funny you say that because I took that picture to show my aunt that I had shaved and cut my hair, shoulda seen me before, I was actually asked to pose for a painting as Jesus 2 summers ago.