Tour Bus

Mace

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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a
highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder.
She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully
munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again
and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats
this gesture about eight times.

He asks her why they do not eat almonds themselves.

Whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of
their old teeth. They are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

The old lady answers: "We just love the chocolate around
them."
 

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