Adept
Master Black Belt
A rabbit and a bear stumble across a bottle in the woods one day. They rub it, and out pops a genie. Being a particularly generous genie, he grants them both three wishes each.
The bear goes first. He's quite the randy fellow, and doesnt enjoy competition. He says 'I want all the bears in this forest, to be female'.
The rabbit grins a silly grin and says 'I want a motorbike'
The bear thinks a bit and says 'I want all the bears in the country to be female'
The rabbit says 'I want a motorbike helmet'
The bear is getting really excited now. 'I want all the bears in the whole world to be female!'
The rabbit puts on his helmet, jumps on his bike and kicks it in to gear. Just before he tears off into the distance he shouts 'I want the bear to be gay!'
The bear goes first. He's quite the randy fellow, and doesnt enjoy competition. He says 'I want all the bears in this forest, to be female'.
The rabbit grins a silly grin and says 'I want a motorbike'
The bear thinks a bit and says 'I want all the bears in the country to be female'
The rabbit says 'I want a motorbike helmet'
The bear is getting really excited now. 'I want all the bears in the whole world to be female!'
The rabbit puts on his helmet, jumps on his bike and kicks it in to gear. Just before he tears off into the distance he shouts 'I want the bear to be gay!'
