The person above me...

[Jenna]

The person above me tells fibs about nomadic reindeer herders in Siberia because he is one of those reindeers that encouraged militancy against the herders among the other reindeers. Santa would be turning in his snowy slumber if he only knew!

 

[Gemini]

The person above me is an undercover informant for Santa.

 

[Ironcrane]

The person above me isn't really a Gemini. This person is really a Sagittarius.

 

[Gnarlie]

The person above me had a non-speaking part as 'background oompa loompah 7' in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.

 

[Jenna]

The person above me uses "The person above me" threads on forums to secretly reveal their hidden fantasies without fear of social reprimand. Shame on you and those Oompah Loompahs!

 

[Carol]

The person above me reached in to space to grab stars she placed in her son's eyes

 

[shesulsa]

The person above me handles sticks so well it makes the fellas jealous.

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[Josh Oakley]

The person above me has a profile picture featuring her two remaining fingers.

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[shesulsa]

The person above me is thinking about my two fingers.

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[Josh Oakley]

The person above me is thinking about my two fingers.

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The person above me has a dirty mind, and I approve.

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[bookworm_cn317]

The person above me got arrested for smacking a cop with a trout.

 

[Takai]

The person above me successfully transmuted gold to lead.

 

[ballen0351]

The person above me used the word transmuted???????

 

[Takai]

The person above me needs to "brush up" on their alchemy.

 

[Carol]

The person above me has a secret collection of Volkswagens!

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[Takai]

The person above me somehow knew that I work at a Wrecking Yard.