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Master of Blades
Guest
Notification To All Staff Regarding Language
It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the daily execution of their duty. Due to Complaints from some of the staff who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
However, we do realise the importance of employees being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with other workers. With this in mind, the Human Resources department has compiled a list of code phrase replacements, so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risking offence to our more sensitive patrons.
No ******g Way = I'm fairly sure thats not feasible
You're ******g kidding = Really?
Tell someone who gives a **** = You'll have to run that by.....
No **** told me = I wasnt involved in that Project
I dont have the ******g time = Perhaps I can work late
You really are a dopey **** = I still dont think its quite right
Who ******g cares = Are you sure thats a problem?
Eat **** and Die = You dont say
Eat **** and Die mother ****** = You dont say Sir
Kiss my **** = So would you like to help me
He's a ******g prick = He's somewhat sensitive
She's an **** kicking ******g ***** = Shes an agressive career girl
You havnt a ******g clue = You could use a little more training
This place is ****** = We're a little disorganised today
What sort of ******g prat are you = You're new here Aren't you
Your a ******g wanker = Your my supervisor and I respect you
**** off = I'll look into it and get back to you
Will you **** off = I no longer require your assistance
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It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the daily execution of their duty. Due to Complaints from some of the staff who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
However, we do realise the importance of employees being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with other workers. With this in mind, the Human Resources department has compiled a list of code phrase replacements, so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risking offence to our more sensitive patrons.
No ******g Way = I'm fairly sure thats not feasible
You're ******g kidding = Really?
Tell someone who gives a **** = You'll have to run that by.....
No **** told me = I wasnt involved in that Project
I dont have the ******g time = Perhaps I can work late
You really are a dopey **** = I still dont think its quite right
Who ******g cares = Are you sure thats a problem?
Eat **** and Die = You dont say
Eat **** and Die mother ****** = You dont say Sir
Kiss my **** = So would you like to help me
He's a ******g prick = He's somewhat sensitive
She's an **** kicking ******g ***** = Shes an agressive career girl
You havnt a ******g clue = You could use a little more training
This place is ****** = We're a little disorganised today
What sort of ******g prat are you = You're new here Aren't you
Your a ******g wanker = Your my supervisor and I respect you
**** off = I'll look into it and get back to you
Will you **** off = I no longer require your assistance
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