The Bull and The Festiva

teekin

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Ok one more story form the ranch.
Next door to us, which is about 2 miles away lives a large herd of cross bred cattle, Texas Longhorns and Charlias. Each of these is about 1500 lbs and has a wicked set of horns that curve inwards and come to a nasty point. The bull is about 3000 lbs and looks like a Brahma x Texas Longhorn cross. He has a massive neck and an impressive set of horns, they must be a meter across and as thick at the base a man's thigh. (The farmer lets them keep their horns to ward off the bears , wolves and coyotes.)
Now the fence they are in isn't in the best of shape. It's just 2 strands of barb wire stapled on rotting poles. Well at some point Mr. Bull must have decided that the cows down the road needed his "services" so he just walked through the fence and down the road easy as pie. This had become quite the habit for Mr. Bull. Now 3000 pounds of randy Bull with nooky on the mind is tough to turn back or get off the road . Except for a bright orange pinstripped Festiva. When it comes hurtiling down the road beeping it's horn that Bull looks like it has been hit by a cattle prod powered by a tractor battery. It turns around and heads homs at a gallop with the orange Festive bumping it in the **** abd blaring it's horn all the way. The Festiva is badly banged up with a few puncture marks (horn marks) in it likely from the first battle. I would have paid money to see that.
Lori
 

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