Promoted himself to black belt.

[hardheadjarhead]

Hey, Feisty, let's tag-team him. One of us can put the choke on until he starts to pass out, then revive him long enough for us to Riverdance on his groin (as D_Brady so fondly suggested), then put the choke on again, etc. etc. etc.

I got a few hours to kill, you?

Can I watch? Can I?

I'm...uh...weird...that way.

Its that tamakeri thing.


Regards,


Steve

 

[someguy]

Hey, Feisty, let's tag-team him. One of us can put the choke on until he starts to pass out, then revive him long enough for us to Riverdance on his groin (as D_Brady so fondly suggested), then put the choke on again, etc. etc. etc.

I got a few hours to kill, you?

Yeah so manythings could be said but umm then I'd get hurt really badly for saying them. So I'll just leave that alone now.

Hey I'm liking this idea. How much does a black belt cost. Hmm I think I'm going to make my own style. it will be called whata goo siam style. Say it real fast now Whatagoosiam.

A duck says quack and a cow says moo what does a goose say? Important reserch for my style I must know what to replace kia with.

 

[shesulsa]

Actually, ya never know with some people. He might have just been kidding around. Maybe he was buying the belt for a student and said what he did just to see your reaction.

I might know someone who might do something like that, but I would never expose him or her. :idunno:

 

[hardheadjarhead]

His buddy was taking our judo class. I'm going to have to mention it to the instructor...see what he says. The one watching says he never took any formal classes.

That wife you mentioned needs to reach out and grab her hubbies testes and squeeeeeeeeeeze. Slowly at first, so as to get a whimpering plea for mercy and wheedling negotiation. Then harder so as to settle the issue with his gurgling and breathless pants of desperation.

Geez. He needs Doctor Phil.


Regards,


Steve

An anonymous negative rep point for THIS? Apparently he/she didn't like the Dr. Phil reference.

Geez. You need Doctor Phil, too. To quote him, "WHAT were you THINKIN'?"

It matters not. I'm still a "Glorious beacon of light," so nanny boo boo on you, too.


Regards,


Steve

 

[Satt]

I think I am gonna make up a martial art that incorporates "Tantric" principles in the hearts of everyone. artyon: LOL.

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Actually, ya never know with some people. He might have just been kidding around. Maybe he was buying the belt for a student and said what he did just to see your reaction.

I might know someone who might do something like that, but I would never expose him or her. :idunno:

I'll find out eventually. 'Tis a small enough town that if this guy starts wearing said belt, and others dispute it, it'll become well known.

He'll never wear it in here, that's for sure.


Regards,


Steve

 

[Flatlander]

An anonymous negative rep point for THIS? Apparently he/she didn't like the Dr. Phil reference.

Geez. You need Doctor Phil, too. To quote him, "WHAT were you THINKIN'?"

It matters not. I'm still a "Glorious beacon of light," so nanny boo boo on you, too.


Regards,


Steve

Steve, dontcha know it's like, totally lame to quote yourself? You are so, like, totally lame. :moon:

 

[shesulsa]

Welcome to the Lame Club, Steve! I am a member, as is Flatlander. Wow - with Steve and Dan, I feel like I'm in good company! Warm fuzzies all 'round!

 

[hardheadjarhead]

A negative rep point and now allegations of lameness?

I'm a sensitive man, Dan. I'm crying now.

I know...I know...I shouldn't let my life revolve around the opinions of others <sob!>...Dr. Phil would say, "How is that workin' for ya?" And it isn't...it isn't working <sniffle>. If I could just do as he says and "get a spine" I'd be able to handle the cruel barbs of Dan ("lame?" Et tu, Brute?) and my anonymous red rep point giver.

And with that strength...I know I could conquer my fears and lose twenty pounds.

Maybe...maybe someday.

I've TiVo'd Dr. Phil and he talks to me every night. There is hope. I must believe....

Lamely,


Steve

 

[Feisty Mouse]

Hey, Feisty, let's tag-team him. One of us can put the choke on until he starts to pass out, then revive him long enough for us to Riverdance on his groin (as D_Brady so fondly suggested), then put the choke on again, etc. etc. etc.

I got a few hours to kill, you?

lol!!! Sounds like a plan to me....

Hey, Steve, just because others can't see your glorious beacon - I mean, that you *are* a glorious beacon - doesn't mean that should get you down!

 

[hardheadjarhead]

lol!!! Sounds like a plan to me....

Hey, Steve, just because others can't see your glorious beacon - I mean, that you *are* a glorious beacon...

Shhhh!!!

You weren't supposed to tell people that was my special pet name for it.



Regards,


Steve

 

[shesulsa]

Shhhh!!!

You weren't supposed to tell people that was my special pet name for it.

(SS dons facial expression of Beavis) ... heh-heh ... heh-heh .... (taunts)

Steve has a glorious beacon! Steve has a glorious beacon!

 

[Flatlander]

Steve has a glorious beacon! Steve has a glorious beacon!

:rofl: What does this say of me, I wonder? :rofl:

 

[TigerWoman]

A duck says quack and a cow says moo what does a goose say? Important reserch for my style I must know what to replace kia with.

goose says honk - alot of honkers going by these days above M'Sota.
But everyone would sound like they have a cold. not good.

I don't know about kia, but I refuse to say pow upon strikes (my instructor wants everybody to) so I adopted Feisty's GAH! Hey it comes from the diaphragm and is much more scary! TW

 

[Feisty Mouse]

LOL!!!! I am absolutely delighted to know that "GAH!" is making the rounds. TigerWoman, you made me laugh!

 

[Cryozombie]

(SS dons facial expression of Beavis) ... heh-heh ... heh-heh .... (taunts)

Steve has a glorious beacon! Steve has a glorious beacon!

There is something REALLY wrong with me because I read that as Bacon.

:idunno:

I think I need to go back to 4th grade english class and learn to read all over again.

 

[hardheadjarhead]

(SS dons facial expression of Beavis) ... heh-heh ... heh-heh .... (taunts)

Steve has a glorious beacon! Steve has a glorious beacon!

And now I am "a name known to all," thanks to green rep points you all gave me.

Everyone knows about my bacon beacon now, thanks in part to all of you. There's no hiding it, what with it shining and all. I guess the line from women now will be, "Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"



Regards,


Steve

 

[shesulsa]

Yes, Steve, but you must remember that although you are a glorious beacon of light, Flatlander is a splendid one to behold.

All behold the splendid one!

 

[TigerWoman]

Nice save, shesulsa. or maybe not.... TW

 

[bignick]

hey...there's nothing wrong with just being a jewel in the rough...

but get a tad on topic here...so the guy just came in and bought a black belt? Obviously, as you said yourself, you won't let him train with that rank in your school. Then why did you sell him the belt?