Ninja Limericks

[phlux]

I will post some ninja limericks I wrote over on Kutaki... this first one is for Dale:

There once was a Ninja named Dale...
Whos skill would make enemies pale,
He's quick on his feet,
trains out on the street,
and delivers his message pain-mail!

 

[phlux]

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There once was a ninja named Soke,
Who made others' taijutsu look hokey,
He could quickly rebuke
any attack with a look,
and all while making some joke-y!!
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[phlux]

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Ninjas oft train in the dark,
stealthily seeking their mark,
They punch and they kick,
or some will use stick,
but a True ninja's Bite and no Bark!
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[phlux]

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what is the trick of the mind,
that others attribute our kind,
without any thought,
its released as truth not,
but inside the secret we find!
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[phlux]

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controlling oneself is an art,
of which taijutsu movement is just part,
but to be a master of self
does not require great wealth,
but a True conviction in heart.
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[AaronLucia]

 

[Cryozombie]

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There once was a ninja named Soke,
Who made others' taijutsu look hokey,
He could quickly rebuke
any attack with a look,
and all while making some joke-y!!
----

How True!

 

[DuckofDeath]

There once was a ninja named Frank
Who made himself Hanshi in rank
Said he with a grin
Taking sojobow in,
'The gullible need a good wank!'

 

[Enson]

There once was a ninja named Frank
Who made himself Hanshi in rank
Said he with a grin
Taking sojobow in,
'The gullible need a good wank!'

:lookie:

 

[Shogun]

Hoo-Ha! take that!

good ones, guys. keep it up. good reading.