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[granfire]

Came to 2 conclusions, so-far, today

1) We are doomed as a society since it appears that we cannot wait the 2 minutes it takes a traffic light to change WITHOUT checking our ding dang smartphone.... had to beep a 3 people at 3 different lights this morning because of that.

2) If you are a user and you want me to fix the problem you are having with your laptop, and I have been working with you trying to solve the issue....sending me e-mails in large font in big bold letters, basically yelling at me, because I did not give you what you wanted in the first place because it is against policy...is not the way to instill in me any desire to actually helping you with your problem.

Happy Monday?

 

[AngryHobbit]

So you are willing to hit him with a frying pan when you obviously were not being clear about the whole glasses or no glasses thing. Due to a simple misunderstanding that could be cleared up by just telling us which one you don't want.....

If, after 16 years of nearly constant interaction, he can't figure this out, he deserves to be hit with a frying pan.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Happy Monday?

And it has only gone downhill from there

 

[Xue Sheng]

If, after 16 years of nearly constant interaction, he can't figure this out, he deserves to be hit with a frying pan.

Now you see.....right there is why so many of us innocent and admittedly clueless men folk get hit with frying pans....the women folk expect to much of us

 

[AngryHobbit]

Now you see.....right there is why so many of us innocent and admittedly clueless men folk get hit with frying pans....the women folk expect to much of us

If you don't like the frying pan, I can do something worse.... I can stop making borshch.

 

[Xue Sheng]

If you don't like the frying pan, I can do something worse.... I can stop making borshch.

Well...ya see.... and I might be labeled a Blasphemer.... I don't like borscht....I also don't think I'd like to be hit with a frying pan either..... so I'll take door number 3

Which Mrs Xuu took after threaten to hit me with a WOK

 

[AngryHobbit]

Well...ya see.... and I might be labeled a Blasphemer.... I don't like borscht....I also don't think I'd like to be hit with a frying pan either..... so I'll take door number 3

Which Mrs Xuu took after threaten to hit me with a WOK

Nope.... Cars interest me very little. I've had my US driver's license 20 years - and I am only on my third car. I drive them dead and replace them only when entirely necessary. So... there is no door number 3.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Nope.... Cars interest me very little. I've had my US driver's license 20 years - and I am only on my third car. I drive them dead and replace them only when entirely necessary. So... there is no door number 3.

There is so, I took it, got the car, and Mrs Xue took it from me...so there....and if you keep with this attitude I'm growing a beard and decorating it for Thanksgiving and NOT wearing glasses

 

[AngryHobbit]

There is so, I took it, got the car, and Mrs Xue took it from me...so there....and if you keep with this attitude I'm growing a beard and decorating it for Thanksgiving and NOT wearing glasses

Hey, I don't care what you do as long as I am not the one who has to deal with it. That's between you, Mrs. Xue, and the wok.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Hey, I don't care what you do as long as I am not the one who has to deal with it. That's between you, Mrs. Xue, and the wok.

So are you hitting him with the frying pan if he wears glasses of if he doesn't wear glasses...you never did answer that

 

[AngryHobbit]

So are you hitting him with the frying pan if he wears glasses of if he doesn't wear glasses...you never did answer that

It's a riddle. For the exceptionally gifted.

 

[granfire]

And it has only gone downhill from there

as Mondays do...

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

Just checked the word count for the book I'm writing -11111! I feel like that's a good sign.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

@gpseymour , if you do this, I will kill you with the cast iron frying pan.

Unfortunately, my beard is too short for such things. Even if I grew it out for the entire 40+ days between now and Christmas, I'm not sure I could do this - damn thing grows in slow motion.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

If you don't like the frying pan, I can do something worse.... I can stop making borshch.

For gods' sake, Xue, STOP HELPING!!!

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

If you don't like the frying pan, I can do something worse.... I can stop making borshch.

I think hitting him with the frying pan once is a good trade off. Then he can grow whatever type of beard he wants for the rest of his life, without concerns.

 

[_Simon_]

I think hitting him with the frying pan once is a good trade off. Then he can grow whatever type of beard he wants for the rest of his life, without concerns.

Yep makes sense to me! Take one for the team @gpseymour!

 

[Xue Sheng]

For gods' sake, Xue, STOP HELPING!!!

 

[AngryHobbit]

I think hitting him with the frying pan once is a good trade off. Then he can grow whatever type of beard he wants for the rest of his life, without concerns.

That is not at all the implication. I didn't say anywhere that it's only once or anything about unlimited beard growth.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I think hitting him with the frying pan once is a good trade off. Then he can grow whatever type of beard he wants for the rest of his life, without concerns.

Oh, growing the beard isn't an issue. In fact, I've been told if I shave it, I might have to watch out for said frying pan.