Steve
Mostly Harmless
Does not compute. Are you kidding? I will genuinely be alarmed if my wife stops arguing with me. Arguing is my language of appreciation.
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I have no idea what was in them. But they were tasty.
My wife and I argue. And I absolutely always get the last word.
The last word is "yes dear" but still...
AngryHobbit
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You realize it's not fully grown and its function is not entirely stabilized at that age, right?
AngryHobbit
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@gpseymour maintains we don't argue because we train together. So, we beat each other up on the mats and then go home. At least we've never had arguments like whose turn it is to take out the garbage or what color drapes are better in the living room. Or whether the jeans make my bum look too big.
AngryHobbit
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You left out Baconian Rhapsody, It's a kind of bacon, Bacon in the wind, You don't bring me bacon, Don't rain on my bacon, and many other soon-to-be-hits.
AngryHobbit
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Yes! And our anthem should be Fat-bottom Girls!
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
DON'T rain on my parade with the facts.....BAD ENOUGH you keep throwing Zumba out and giving me a rash........... just stop it and leave me to my denial of reality
AngryHobbit
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Can't. 80% of patient case histories I have to review every day are cardiology patients. The rest are cancer, surgery, urology, and ortho. Would you like to discuss penal lesions removals?
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
I use to work with a guy who would show up at my desk when I was eating and start telling medical stories hoping to make me sick...it never worked...but he kept trying....then one day I turned to him and said...I grew up in an a medical household and my mother and father meant when they both worked in the OR in the Navy.... and I grew up listening to various surgeries, in great detail, that occurred that day, in the OR my mother still worked in...I then asked him if he would like to hear about the total knee replacement I remember being discussed... or possibly the shattered leg or the appendectomy with complications....he got up and walked away and never told me medical stories again....and now I'm married to a doctor who was telling me when we meant about the motorcycle accident she had to deal with, using acupuncture, when she was working in Beijing...so feel free to discuss.....
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Was that penal lesions, or penile lesions? Not the same thing....or maybe they are.........
Well, you could certainly come out of the penal system with penile lesions, so maybe...
AngryHobbit
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Penile lesions as a penalty, perhaps?
So, in my ongoing saga of injuries sustained while NOT doing the most dangerous thing I do in my life (martial arts), I managed to injure myself mopping today. I raised the mop handle too high, hit a light fixture, and it cut my head when it hit me. And right in the hairline, too, where I can't do a thing to bandage it. Just clean it up a bit and put some Neosporin on it. Neosporin is the non-MA version of Tiger Balm, isn't it?
AngryHobbit
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Wait... how exactly does one deal with a motorcycle accident using acupuncture? I want to know.
AngryHobbit
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And that is why I advocate being short. This would never happen to a short person. You - tall people mutants...
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
It was for pain, during surgery, in place of anesthesia....
she probably attached some thread to the needles.....
Does it work for scalp wounds? Asking for a friend.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
In what way? for pain or something else? For pain, very likely
And with that goodnight MT...off to do some yoga and then go to bed
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