KT:Marriage and Kenpo

[Clark Kent]

Marriage and Kenpo
By badkarma - 07-13-2013 03:48 PM
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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This is for all male married kenpoists who find they now have a GM wife :smile: Just a reminder and some hepful hints when you and the lil woman have a......difference of opinion. Remember, it always comes down to basics. So I always refer to my tried and true yellow belt techniques. As follows:

1.Delayed Migraine
2.Deflecting Shoes
3.Alternating Moods
4.Captured Nuts
5.Checking the Wallet
6.Grasp of.......well yeah, Death
7.Checking the Wallet
8.Inlaw of Aggression
9.Attacking Spouse
10.Rolling pin and Frying pan

And when told to do something now, always, ALWAYS refer to , In Short Order Form 1

Hope this helps. Left leg out....And close. Class dismissed.


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