Has anyone here heard of Captain Chris?

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LOL! professional assassins!

As opposed to those of us who do it as a hobby.

More LOL, and all this time I was under the impression that guns and bombs killed all them nazis and elite japanese soldiers and did most of the CIA's "dirty work" in Vietnam. Boy was I wrong!
Nope, that was Frank Dux.
 

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Well ok... but first I need to lock up all my maglites in my secret impenetrable vault :D

Is that the same vault where you store your Enter The Dragon dvd???
 

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Nah, it's the same vault that Jack Benny stores his money in. ;)

Don't get him started with his " You have insulted my family and brought shame to the Sholin Temple"...
 

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Now here's the awful part; He assertions his scheme is so sophisticated it can murder nearly any individual in 5 seconds or less, which is likely (but excepionally rare) if you are a lifelong devotee to the martial creative pursuits, but he assertions he can educate you to do it in just a couple of hours. He furthermore assertions this scheme is learnable in just a couple of days by any individual, and i signify anyone; men, women, fat friends, slim friends, big friends, short guys.
 

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Now here's the awful part; He assertions his scheme is so sophisticated it can murder nearly any individual in 5 seconds or less, which is likely (but excepionally rare) if you are a lifelong devotee to the martial creative pursuits, but he assertions he can educate you to do it in just a couple of hours. He furthermore assertions this scheme is learnable in just a couple of days by any individual, and i signify anyone; men, women, fat friends, slim friends, big friends, short guys.
Well, there is an art that can, if executed properly, take out most any assailant in a matter of seconds. And it can be taught in a matter of a few hours. Not that more time and more practice won't improve your chance of success...

It's called "marksmanship". AKA Glock-fu, among many other variants.
 

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Don't get him started with his " You have insulted my family and brought shame to the Sholin Temple"...

Well you have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple

And I keep my maglites in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.
 

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Well, there is an art that can, if executed properly, take out most any assailant in a matter of seconds. And it can be taught in a matter of a few hours. Not that more time and more practice won't improve your chance of success...

It's called "marksmanship". AKA Glock-fu, among many other variants.

There's also the sharp objects, and making sure you stick the pointy end in the other guy. Of course, doing those things at the wrong time could mean a lifetime of...not picking up the soap. ;)

Teaching someone just to kill is almost akin to teaching someone to fix computer problems by unplugging the machine. Powering off and rebooting may fix an issue. It may fix it at a price you would have rather not paid....but once the deed is done, its done. It also may not fix an issue, not prevent further issues, nor tell you anything about how to be a better computer user.

Most people would prefer to learn how to get more out of their computer to begin with and how to prevent trouble so that drastic matters are not needed to begin with.
 

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Yeah you would do well to stay away from his stuff.


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http://www.ripoffreport.com/credit-...pany/close-combat-company-captain-c-52a53.htm


I rest my case.
 

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Yeah you would do well to stay away from his stuff.


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http://www.ripoffreport.com/credit-...pany/close-combat-company-captain-c-52a53.htm


I rest my case.




html didn't work lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVm6PahQ1ro&feature=related
 

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I know Captain Jack very well anybody else?

I know Captain Morgan.

As to Chris Pizzo, didn't he and Damian Ross just recycle Carl Cestari's life's work, and package it as their own? Poor Carl. http://www.carlcestari.com/

As I understand it Carl Cestari was very ill when all of this was going on.
 
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