Happy Birthday Chuck

[Gweilo]

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

 

[Gweilo]

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I honestly wonder which Chuck Norris line is Chuck’s favorite. He’s said several times that he has a good laugh about them.

Saw an interview with him once where he said one of his favorites was

"Chuck Norris' face was going to be on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard"

 

[skribs]

The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Jet Li is the reason why Jean-Claude Van Damme is hiding under Chuck Norris's bed.

 

[skribs]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris graduated high school and left for college, he told his Dad "you're the man of the house now."

 

[Buka]

Check this out. Was posted on another martial arts site I visit (M.A.P.)

That was terrific. What a great story.