Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
One with God is a majority.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
