Former WWF Star Chyna, announces new film project...it's scary!

[Bob Hubbard]

THE CHYNA NEWS YOU WERE DREADING

It's been seven years since WWE superstar Chyna released her horrifying sex tape -- and TMZ has learned, she's making a triumphant return to the adult industry ... in an EXTREMELY graphic porno.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/26/chyna...ch-sequel-evan-stone-lee-backdoor-into-chyna/

This is enough to make me swear off porn forever. I'm traumatized just thinking about it.

 

[Big Don]

I saw a clip of her first little porno... OMG my EYES
kill it
kill it with FIRE

 

[Sensei Payne]

Have you ever been driving along the road and see a car accident.

There are ambulences there and everything, you see the car get towed away and its brutally wrecked, and everyone slows down as the drive by to get a peek at some real life grusome gore, as we are driving by saying "I just want to make sure everyone is ok." While secretly thinking "Oooo, wheres the blood?"

I think thats the best way to describe this new movie.

 

[sfs982000]

It's a shame how far down she has gone. She was an absolute train wreck on the reality shows that she did and now she's going to do porn. I don't see that lasting long at all, I've seen the first one she did with Sean Waltman and all I can say is my corneas still haven't recovered. They'll sell a few movies based on name value and morbid curiosity.

 

[Empty Hands]

Steroids are a hell of a drug.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Why, oh why couldn't it be Mickie James?
Oh wait, I saw her Leg Show set. Much nicer on the eyes than Chyna.

 

[sfs982000]

Why, oh why couldn't it be Mickie James?
Oh wait, I saw her Leg Show set. Much nicer on the eyes than Chyna.

Well it could be ODB, or better yet Awesome Kong/Kharma.

 

[Scott T]

Well it could be ODB, or better yet Awesome Kong/Kharma.

I think I just threw up a little...

 

[Carol]

Yiiikes....

Make it stop! You're scaring me!

 

[Scott T]

Out of curiosity I watched her first one last night. Having the 1-2-3 Kid in there really ruined it for me. :dalek:

 

[Omar B]

I'm sure it'll sell. I had no idea who this Chyna was till she was on Stern once, but there are legions of looser wrestling fans who are all into it.

 

[Xue Sheng]

next.... The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

 

[Bob Hubbard]

A neckid Arn Anderson is still more feminine than Chyna.

 

[sfs982000]

A neckid Arn Anderson is still more feminine than Chyna.

That is wrong on sooooo many levels LOL. Of course the latest is Kharma/Awesome Kong is pregnant, all I got to say is whomever knocked her up is one brave dude.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

The Dad: http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1078991/2/istockphoto_1078991-turkey-baster.jpg