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Cutting A Cucumber off The Carotid Artery On Sempai Christine.
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3rd pic from bottom of the Events 2009 ("New This Year" link on the Events page) page. Not good...
 

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Anyone notice his grip on that SLO? (Sword like object)
 

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Anyone notice his grip on that SLO? (Sword like object)


It does look like they were playing softball Bob. Look at the background.


I don't know which scares me more: the fact that he is doing this, that he posted the pic, or that she is the schools Sempai. I guess that they all must be heavily practiced in the art of Eat-fu. Because, dang, they are all huge at that place.


I am not bashing overweight people, I am just making a funny.
 

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Perfect example of how do you know when you've found a mcdojo.

No respected organization should allow this person to be involved in any way shape or form.

This photo simply shows the process of Natural Selection at work.

Please all: SSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Do not disturb them. Let nature take its course.
 

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Ah yes. Let's hope that everyone who drives or walks by his studio has the good sense to visit MartialTalk's Horror Stories section to verify he's the real deal.
 

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What? We're not as widely read as the Wall Street Journal? Well, we must fix that! I'm going to insist that some piece of upcoming legislation includes a bailout for MT so we can provide homepage locked netbooks to karate moms. :)
 

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The good Soke chops up potatoes on the sidewalk to show off his mad skills.. the locals don`t seem too impressed tho.

http://www.goldendragondojo.com/files/april2009openhouse/MOV05023.MPG

http://www.goldendragondojo.com/events2009.html

Is it me or does that white belt (students white belt) look as though its fresh out of the pack? Its unfortunate that there is a huge market in entertaining weak minded people, no, dominating them in the name of making them great. How does one get a green faced white belt to hold out their hand for stuff like that? Thats just control over the weak minded.
 

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It isn't only the students.... one of the instructors is a ni dan now, but was only an orange belt a year or two ago.

Their site is, unintentionally, the best MA comedy site going.
 

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Ya know, I don't have any connection to this guy whatsoever, and I don't care spit about him or anything he's pushing. If he's really cutting cucumbers off people's necks, that' sounds pretty stupid to me.

That being said, could someone please explain something to me? I thought MT is a site that has a non-fraudbusting and courteous environment. Why is this thread somehow exempt from that? Why do we have a thread dedicated to the ridicule of this man?

Thanks.
 

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Ya know, I don't have any connection to this guy whatsoever, and I don't care spit about him or anything he's pushing. If he's really cutting cucumbers off people's necks, that' sounds pretty stupid to me.

That being said, could someone please explain something to me? I thought MT is a site that has a non-fraudbusting and courteous environment. Why is this thread somehow exempt from that? Why do we have a thread dedicated to the ridicule of this man?

Thanks.

Knoble thoughs, but the intention is lost. I havent been here long, but you can look on just about any subforum here and see a post about 'is this MA effective in the modern day street'. This just brings it all to the fore really. I was never taught to laugh at others, but in the vids n pics I have seen, I saw some stupid stuff, and there are people out there to take advantage of those that are gullible. It seems fitting that there should be some exposure, although it still feels too wrong to laugh because some poor suckers got pulled right in.
 
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You can`t really fraudbust Soke Calkins.. I mean it couldn`t be any clearer if his sign said "Golden Wannabe Videogame Bad Guy Club".

He puts this stuff up himself, I just reserve my right to a good laugh.
 

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