Change One word from a famous quote

[arnisador]

"Everybody was Tai Chi fighting..."

 

[Touch Of Death]

Look into your crystal ball, Bingo man.

 

[Touch Of Death]

Young school boy, the subject, of cougar fantasy.

 

[Carol]

Young school boy, the subject, of cougar fantasy.

How did you.......never mind

This is the dawning of the Age of Sagittarius.

 

[Big Don]

Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get lost.

 

[arnisador]

What is the sound of one hand clipping?

 

[Touch Of Death]

Don't forget the Cars were a bit interesting anyway,and now that I am no longer letting lyrics go by unquestioned, didn't they write a song about substitution and mass confusion?... "Bi Bi Love". Discuss amoungst yourselves.

 

[Big Don]

Relax, all right? My old man is a microwave repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it

 

[arnisador]

We're a couple of shooting stores, Biggs...

 

[K-man]

And I would like to wish you all ... a very Happy New Beer! :cheers:

 

[Carol]

And I would like to wish you all ... a very Happy New Beer! :cheers:

Happy New Beer to you too! :cheers:

 

[Carol]

Should bald acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind....

 

[arnisador]

Look both ways before you cross the Mafia!

 

[Big Don]

"Never go against a Texan when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

 

[arnisador]

Rodents of Unusual Intelligence? I don't believe they exist.

 

[Big Don]

I eat green barrettes for breakfast.

 

[Big Don]

I don't know... fly formal

 

[arnisador]

I came here to kick *** and chew tobacco.

 

[GrandmasterP]

Happy New Fear

 

[Big Don]

You're talking to a General, Marine! Maintain discipline.
OK, when I changed the one word, I actually corrected this quote. It would never have been spoken in it's original form if the screenwriters knew wtf they were doing.
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