Be careful what you wish for

Adept

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A regular guy and a racist are walking on the beach find a bottle. They rub it and, surprise surprise, out pops a genie. He explains to them that since they both found the bottle, they each get three wishes.

The racist snatches the bottle first, glaring at no-one in particular. 'I never did like them coloured folk. I want all the coloured people out of my city!'

The regular guy shrugs and asks for a million bucks.

The racist gets the bottle again 'Now I want all the people who think like I do to live in my city'

The regular guy shakes his head and asks for a cure to cancer.

The racist guy gets the bottle back, and with a final glare says 'Now I want a huge concrete wall around the city to keep everyone we dont like out'

The regular guy looks at the genie. 'So his city is completely surrounded by a concrete wall, and all the people like him live in it?' The genie nods.

'I'd like to fill it with water'.
 

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Adept said:
The regular guy looks at the genie. 'So his city is completely surrounded by a concrete wall, and all the people like him live in it?' The genie nods.

'I'd like to fill it with water'.
Where's my applause smiley? Where??:partyon::partyon:
 

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D_Brady said:
Now that it's filled with water we need to find the flush handle

Dan

I was thinking about dumping in the Pirana and Great Whites. :jaws:
 

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D_Brady said:
Now that it's filled with water we need to find the flush handle
Dan
Don't forget to add the 2000 Flushes Tablets so it is clean when the flush finishes! :uhyeah:
 

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Or we could bring in the whale-hunting first nations with their spears for practice. Eh? Eh??
 
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Nah, what we need are some sharks with frickin laser beams attatched to their heads!
 

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remember the catfish and other bottom feeders, cuz I do believe these muthas sink.
 

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