Ashida Kim

[bydand]

Good idea. I`ll add some of that stuff to my music video where I put out TWO candles at the same time. Did I mention my school uniform will be camoflauge pants, pink and yellow kimono, horned viking helmet, opera gloves and high heeled combat boots?

Well that caps it, I have to join. Been told I look good in that particular outfit. :barf:

 

[bydand]

Bydand, have no fear—we'll be glad to set up a special payment plan for you that will allow your bank to painlessly ship $$$ to us on a monthly basis so that you don't even see it before it's paid out! And in return, we will make you so terrifying that just rumors of your presence in Alaska or the Yukon would send every last drunken wolverine hellbent in search of the nearest detox center... dude, prepare to be AWESOME!!!

:bow: They didn't have a boot licking smiley, hope this works. But hopefully the chicks will still find me irresistable so I can write a book about my amorous adventures as well.

 

[exile]

Good idea. I`ll add some of that stuff to my music video where I put out TWO candles at the same time. Did I mention my school uniform will be camoflauge pants, pink and yellow kimono (no sleeves - Cobra Kai style), horned viking helmet, opera gloves and high heeled combat boots?

Excellent business plan, Cirdan! Make sure you get some fitness models in the photos on your catalogue... I mean, Ryu homepage, wearing those outfits and looking at the frightened web-site visitor with cold fierce scowling anger and arms raised in vaguely praying-mantis/velociraptor positions with their hands sort of clawing the air

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/images/editor/menupop.gif

:bow: They didn't have a boot licking smiley, hope this works. But hopefully the chicks will still find me irresistable so I can write a book about my amorous adventures as well.

Say no more, Scott! You will be absolutely irresistable, as women from all over the world are drawn to your dangerous martial arts persona! And as a gesture of thanks for your interest, we'll thrown in free, that's right, free, a twenty-page booklet that Cirdan and I are even now preparing on the terrifying WALTZ OF DEATH, which will leave whole roomfuls of 300 lb. bikers in comas (or worse) within moments after you saunter into their hangout! iratesku: iratesku: iratesku: !!!

 

[Cirdan]

But hopefully the chicks will still find me irresistable so I can write a book about my amorous adventures as well.

When you have been taught our mystic methods of body odor control the girls will find you totally swea.. I mean sweet. Prepare to be sent on sword quests to the Bangkok underworld. (Members also get discounts there)

 

[Grenadier]

Some discussions on Davis:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashida_Kim/archive1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashida_Kim/archive2

I believe he does clarify some of the techniques in those discussions...

 

[Xue Sheng]

Good idea. I`ll add some of that stuff to my music video where I put out TWO candles at the same time. Did I mention my school uniform will be camoflauge pants, pink and yellow kimono (no sleeves - Cobra Kai style), horned viking helmet, opera gloves and high heeled combat boots?

This is just soooooo COOL, can I join can I can I huh?

And it WILL cost me large sums of money right? the more I pay the better it must be.

 

[Cirdan]

This is just soooooo COOL, can I join can I can I huh?

And it WILL cost me large sums of money right? the more I pay the better it must be.

Of course. Just give us your credit card number and we will handle the rest. In addition you will naturally be expected to spend twelve hours a day knocking on people`s doors and spread the gospel of Berzerk Bumblebee and Ballistic Crocodile. If you do well I might even allow you to polish my boots, an honor usually only bestowed on those who have reached the level of 2. degree Ubermench in our cul.. I mean organization.

 

[exile]

This is just soooooo COOL, can I join can I can I huh?

*in `wise voice' mode:* Yes, grasshopper, you can...

And it WILL cost me large sums of money right?

Ooooohhhh yes, it will!

the more I pay the better it must be.

Clearly, we're on exactly the same page here... :EG:

 

[Kreth]

Went to that website and read Shihan Collins' fearsome message.

"Shihan" Collins graced us with his presence several months ago under the username Dark. He'd reinvented himself as a streetfighter after being ridiculed by myself and others every time he popped up on a message board for both his ridiculous training claims, and being caught out having lied about military service. If the boy was any more full of **** it would say Depends on his forehead.

 

[TimoS]

"Shihan" Collins graced us with his presence several months ago under the username Dark

So who is he? I am now, of course, familiar with his ad page for "Drunken wolverine ninja kung-fu", but apart from that and the fact that he seems to be quite full of it?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Of course. Just give us your credit card number and we will handle the rest. In addition you will naturally be expected to spend twelve hours a day knocking on people`s doors and spread the gospel of Berzerk Bumblebee and Ballistic Crocodile. If you do well I might even allow you to polish my boots, an honor usually only bestowed on those who have reached the level of 2. degree Ubermench in our cul.. I mean organization.

*in `wise voice' mode:* Yes, grasshopper, you can...



Ooooohhhh yes, it will!



Clearly, we're on exactly the same page here...

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May I never fail you master

Well I'm off top buy a boot polishing kit

 

[Xue Sheng]

"Shihan" Collins graced us with his presence several months ago under the username Dark. He'd reinvented himself as a streetfighter after being ridiculed by myself and others every time he popped up on a message board for both his ridiculous training claims, and being caught out having lied about military service. If the boy was any more full of **** it would say Depends on his forehead.

That was Dark!!!

 

[bydand]

"Shihan" Collins graced us with his presence several months ago under the username Dark. He'd reinvented himself as a streetfighter after being ridiculed by myself and others every time he popped up on a message board for both his ridiculous training claims, and being caught out having lied about military service. If the boy was any more full of **** it would say Depends on his forehead.

Ah, it all makes sense now. I think I refered to him as "Dork" in a few posts.

 

[The Master]

Doesn't he hold a record on wiki for most defaced entry?

 

[Cirdan]

Excellent business plan, Cirdan! Make sure you get some fitness models in the photos on your catalogue... I mean, Ryu homepage, wearing those outfits and looking at the frightened web-site visitor with cold fierce scowling anger and arms raised in vaguely praying-mantis/velociraptor positions with their hands sort of clawing the air

The top students of Great Soke Bruce Calkins show us how it is done:
http://www.goldendragondojo.com/files/2005_class_fighting_stance.jpg

 

[Don Roley]

"Shihan" Collins graced us with his presence several months ago under the username Dark. He'd reinvented himself as a streetfighter after being ridiculed by myself and others every time he popped up on a message board for both his ridiculous training claims, and being caught out having lied about military service. If the boy was any more full of **** it would say Depends on his forehead.

Oh, so that is who Dark was. I remember how you destroyed him over at Budoseek. You would think that before you try to make claims about being in an elite Force Recon unit of the USMC, you would bother to check if the owners and moderators of the board you were on were all ex and current USMC. :uhyeah:

That was brutal. But no less than he deserved IMO.

 

[thetruth]

The top students of Great Soke Bruce Calkins show us how it is done:
http://www.goldendragondojo.com/files/2005_class_fighting_stance.jpg

The link won't load. Is it correct?
:asian:

 

[Don Roley]

The link won't load. Is it correct?
:asian:

Works for me.

 

[thetruth]

It's not fair, all of my comments on Ashida Kim camp you tube videos have been deleted and now I can't even leave messages on most of the vids, they just don't show up

It's still amusing. Theres a new one up from Sth Africa

I love the army camp at the end. Reminds me of an 80's ninja flick.

Cheers
Sam:asian:

 

[thetruth]

Heres another odd site for ninjas of which our little mate radford is a member and technical advisor. I'd like to see him do the 5th dan test. That would be interesting.

http://www.freewebs.com/kogasociety/faq.htm

Cheers
Sam:asian: