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[bluemtn]

They're actually expecting a mouse.
Why does snow have to happen?

 

[Kacey]

Because snow sports are impossible without it

Why does it always start raining when it's too late for me to turn off my sprinkler system?

 

[Swordlady]

Same reason why it rains right after you get your car washed.

Is there any truth in the phrase, "Growing old gracefully"?

 

[bluemtn]

For the same reason when I want to swim before my parents close their pool for winter.

Is it a good idea (weather permitting) for me to swim with this stupid cut on my finger (keep in mind, it's a deep cut)?

 

[Lisa]

Same reason why it rains right after you get your car washed.

Is there any truth in the phrase, "Growing old gracefully"?

nah, I plan to kick, scream and fight it all the way

Why do pets have to grow old and then we have to make that "hard" decision?

 

[Kacey]

Why do pets have to grow old and then we have to make that "hard" decision?

Because the alternative is to have them die when they are young and healthy.

Why is my dog obsessed with squirrels?

 

[Swordlady]

For the same reason when I want to swim before my parents close their pool for winter.

Is it a good idea (weather permitting) for me to swim with this stupid cut on my finger (keep in mind, it's a deep cut)?

I wouldn't. Good chance of the cut getting infected.

Why do pets have to grow old and then we have to make that "hard" decision?

That is something I *don't* want to think about, but I know it is sadly inevitable. Sarah (one of my cats) is about 8.5 years old (don't know her exact age), which is about the equivalent of 50 human years. Miles is going on 6, which would make him about 40 years old in human years.

Are you a cat person or dog person?

 

[Kacey]

Are you a cat person or dog person?

Dog person!

Why does my dog like rolling in horse ****?

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Are you a cat person or dog person?

Love em both.

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Why does my dog like rolling in horse ****?

'cause he thinks he's putting colonge on for you?

How the heck did I think this was a different thread?

 

[bluemtn]

Dog person!

Why does my dog like rolling in horse ****?

For the same reason the dog rolls in it's own, I imagine.

Why is it when I get the chance to do something I want, something always comes around a messes it up?

 

[OUMoose]

Why is it when I get the chance to do something I want, something always comes around a messes it up?

Karma.

What mental state are you in when even boredom seems interesting?

 

[Sigung86]

Karma.

What mental state are you in when even boredom seems interesting?

Missouri!

What useful purpose is served by the little dip in the center between your nose and upper lip?

 

[zDom]

What useful purpose is served by the little dip in the center between your nose and upper lip?

Target for martial artists.

What is your favorite target?

 

[Shodan]

The one next to Mervyns down the street from my house cuz it's close.

Why must there be so much politics associated with martial arts?

 

[Sigung86]

The one next to Mervyns down the street from my house cuz it's close.

Why must there be so much politics associated with martial arts?

Too many egotistical wannabes!

Can you provide me a different question?

 

[Carol]

No we can't.


Why do I have to be so damn picky about MA teachers?

 

[shesulsa]

Why do I have to be so damn picky about MA teachers?

Because you're a smart, discerning lady who seeks quality instruction. :ultracool

What did I do to piss off the Kharma Gods?

 

[Carol]

What did I do to piss off the Kharma Gods?

You spelled their name wrong. They're the Karma Gods.


Why do cats like getting in the way?

 

[shesulsa]

Why do cats like getting in the way?

Because it's all about them.

Okay, what did I do to piss off the Karma Gods? (guess I was thinking Dharma - giggle)