A shocking reason to go green:
So do you oppose the army we used to stop the Nazi war machine as well?
"Whoops, hey, sorry Patton, your 3rd Army is using too much water. Disband and and let the Nazis throw the Jews in the ovens. We gotta be green. Tell McArthur to abandon the Australians and Philipinos to the Japanese for me, k? Tell him we're preserving water" said Truman.