Sounds like people are reading things into the situation because of the sparsity of details! Probably "you had to have been there" to know.
Cruentus
Grandmaster
First of all, I want to say here that SRyuFighter, your the mac-daddy pimp! I looked at your profile, and it looks like your only about 17 years old. And this chick is 18!
So, lets examine the facts....you found an older chick, kicked her @$$, made her cry, and THEN got her to go out with you!
Now for the ultimate question....is she hot?
I'm going to assume yes, which makes you a stud. There is no getting around it!!!! The MartialTalk award for biggest stud is.......(drum roll)......SRyuFighter!!!!!!!! :ladysman: :boing2:
You think I am kidding or being sarcastic, but I am so not. Rich Parsons....HELLO? ARE YOU THERE!? This is the dude you need to talk to about getting the chicks! Most definatily!
I can't even get over it. I'm giving you an award on MOB's martialtalk awards thread for biggest martialtalk stud.
By the way: if it is any consolation, you have carried yourself on this forum in a very mature manner. I would have never guessed you were still in high school by the maturity level that I have seen you present here. Take that as a seriously good complement.
Jonathan Napalm: I have a good question. How old are YOU, anyways?
So, lets examine the facts....you found an older chick, kicked her @$$, made her cry, and THEN got her to go out with you!
Now for the ultimate question....is she hot?
I'm going to assume yes, which makes you a stud. There is no getting around it!!!! The MartialTalk award for biggest stud is.......(drum roll)......SRyuFighter!!!!!!!! :ladysman: :boing2:
You think I am kidding or being sarcastic, but I am so not. Rich Parsons....HELLO? ARE YOU THERE!? This is the dude you need to talk to about getting the chicks! Most definatily!
I can't even get over it. I'm giving you an award on MOB's martialtalk awards thread for biggest martialtalk stud.
By the way: if it is any consolation, you have carried yourself on this forum in a very mature manner. I would have never guessed you were still in high school by the maturity level that I have seen you present here. Take that as a seriously good complement.
Jonathan Napalm: I have a good question. How old are YOU, anyways?
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Arnisador....There is only one way to interpret the situation.....SRyuFighter is a stud! Plain and simple!
I am forced to bow to PAUL's superior, and surprisingly terse, logic.
Cruentus
Grandmaster
For once I was Terse!!!! Ha ha! See?????????? I AM getting better at shortening my posts!
Whao! :rofl:
Wes Idol
Green Belt
QUOTE]Originally posted by PAUL
Stick fighting is like Ballet, except there is no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other with sticks.[/QUOTE]
Paul,
Did you get this quote (found at the bottom of your posts) from "Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts"...a Saturday Night Live skit from around 1990? I saw these exact words on Saturday Night Live in the early 1990 or 91...using "Boxing" instead of "Stick fighting" and leave out the ending words "with sticks."
Remake or coincidence, but still very funny.
Respectfully,
WI, HI
UKS
Stick fighting is like Ballet, except there is no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other with sticks.[/QUOTE]
Paul,
Did you get this quote (found at the bottom of your posts) from "Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts"...a Saturday Night Live skit from around 1990? I saw these exact words on Saturday Night Live in the early 1990 or 91...using "Boxing" instead of "Stick fighting" and leave out the ending words "with sticks."
Remake or coincidence, but still very funny.
Respectfully,
WI, HI
UKS
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Paul,
Did you get this quote (found at the bottom of your posts) from "Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts"...a Saturday Night Live skit from around 1990? I saw these exact words on Saturday Night Live in the early 1990 or 91...using "Boxing" instead of "Stick fighting" and leave out the ending words "with sticks."
Remake or coincidence, but still very funny.
Respectfully,
WI, HI
UKS [/QUOTE]
Coincidence, I think. It could of been one of those things I've heard before, and it registered in my subconscience. Who knows. It just popped in my mellon one day, so I put it in my signature!
Originally posted by PAUL
You think I am kidding or being sarcastic, but I am so not. Rich Parsons....HELLO? ARE YOU THERE!? This is the dude you need to talk to about getting the chicks! Most definatily!
Paul,
First, besides Susan AKA the Cute litle Bunny that keeps coming at you like a Pitbull
, I have not found ant women really rady to spar me. And if ti only gets me 18 year old girls, I think I will wait for them to get a little older before I "hit" on them. Good Luck SRyuFighter!
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Come on, buddy! I think that at least one 18 year old is good for any man in their mid-thirties labido! Go for one last whirl before you turn all grey and wrinkley, and before the viagra perscription....
Originally posted by PAUL
Come on, buddy! I think that at least one 18 year old is good for any man in their mid-thirties labido! Go for one last whirl before you turn all grey and wrinkley, and before the viagra perscription....
I prefer my Women Old enough to get into any bar and to be able to by themselves a drink, or order for the both of us.
25 to 36 is my serious range, any younger and it is just hanging out for the night having fun.
To bad I am old and 'Fat' and over the hill and half dead, and oh no wait I have all my hair, so I have at least that. :shrug:
:rofl:
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SRyuFighter
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Originally posted by PAUL
First of all, I want to say here that SRyuFighter, your the mac-daddy pimp! I looked at your profile, and it looks like your only about 17 years old. And this chick is 18!
So, lets examine the facts....you found an older chick, kicked her @$$, made her cry, and THEN got her to go out with you!
Now for the ultimate question....is she hot?
I'm going to assume yes, which makes you a stud. There is no getting around it!!!! The MartialTalk award for biggest stud is.......(drum roll)......SRyuFighter!!!!!!!! :ladysman: :boing2:
You think I am kidding or being sarcastic, but I am so not. Rich Parsons....HELLO? ARE YOU THERE!? This is the dude you need to talk to about getting the chicks! Most definatily!
I can't even get over it. I'm giving you an award on MOB's martialtalk awards thread for biggest martialtalk stud.
By the way: if it is any consolation, you have carried yourself on this forum in a very mature manner. I would have never guessed you were still in high school by the maturity level that I have seen you present here. Take that as a seriously good complement.
Jonathan Napalm: I have a good question. How old are YOU, anyways?
Well thanks Paul! And I think she's hot. She does a little bit of local modeling but nothing big.
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Listen to this guy. Some "local modeling but nothin big." Spoken like a true stud! Well good luck w/ that one, NOT that you will need it.:supcool:
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Shinzu
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we should all just wish him the best of luck, i know i do.... i think some of you wish the roles were reversed...lol
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SRyuFighter
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Thanks everybody I appreciate it.
Aegis
Purple Belt
Originally posted by Shinzu
we should all just wish him the best of luck, i know i do.... i think some of you wish the roles were reversed...lol
Yeah...
I think it'd be funny if she'd kicked his *** and made him cry....
Seriously, have fun with this one. I have yet to pull someone who does martial arts. Possibly because I fear their left hooks....
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Originally posted by Aegis
Yeah...
I think it'd be funny if she'd kicked his *** and made him cry....
He'd be an EVEN BIGGER stud, if she made HIM cry, and then he got her to go out with him!
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Jill666
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Nah- that would be too easy.
Well done, dude. You are cool.
Well done, dude.
You are cool.Johnathan Napalm
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Oh well, any mature person would follow up to find out what happened.
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Now what are you talking about?:idunno:
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SRyuFighter
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Wow now you are actually making me mad. It has nothing to do with maturity, if you were mature perhaps you would know that. My sensei was checking on her, it was obvious what happened. I said earlier I apologized. What do you want me to do Napalm send her to the doctor and get a report for knocking the wind out of her. I mean we go out now and we've of course talked about it. I assumed everyone would know that. I guess you have to spell it out for some people.
