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  • Are you trained to do my hair? Well I am not sure I would let you since you disavow my hairstyle suggestions to give you a sweet new look :D Ha, yes I like the idea of walking in as though you belong, I think that is a great default attitude and I hope that is how you are when you waltz into the office Christopher, yes? :) And yes I am happy to take images :D I will not think of you wetsuit bound then and but sartorial in a Black Label suit with the car buffed, engine running, where are we off to? The Ambassador's to see about that visa? :D Jxx
    You are teasing me maybe I mean we were *inside* the train not on the roof and but just not holding on. Adventures yes and but only when they are under my control. Ah you are not one for cricket and beer? Oh well my surprise test match booze up is going to be a dead duck then pffft :D Japanese martial arts I do not know much about except a little Aikido. Which could be Belgian for all I care. And would probably taste much sweeter if it were. And are you in with the Ambassador? Of which place Christopher? I hope it is somewhere pleasant and warm. Wine and dine him for me and get me a permanent visa :) And oh yes Christopher you have truly painted a picture for me of you in that figure-hugging, slimming black wetsuit turning all the lecherous young ladies' heads!! Mm hmm :D More please :D Jx
    Well you sound quite Australian from here Christopher :D I do not surf as such, I am a townie through and through. We used to surf on the tube (the subway trains) because they accelerate and brake so abruptly and the lines are so doglegged, and we would test our balance and grounding without holding on between one station and the next. Plus you can do that without a wetsuit so it is good surfing for London. Still plenty of sharks around though :D
    Last Samurai? Well that is fitting for you Christopher I think? and but the closer you come to JD's Captain Jack Sparrow the better I say - guyliner and everything. Well everything except the faux-cockney twitter :D How is your accent? Are you Guy Pearce-ish? :) Though he was a little English I think. I do not know who I sound like. I had english lessons years ago. I read sufficiently so I can write well enough like this. I am not so good at speaking the Queen's received english ha :D They know I am effnick here :D And what is winter like there? I think you are having more snow in the south than usual over the last years is this correct? I cannot come there for surfing now then? Least you will survive the cool with the aid of your long locks and long socks :)
    No you are thinking too much of time as an unidirectional linear string with you at the end, no! it is an omnidirectional wave with you somewhere in the middle and but it is subjective and difficult to apprehend if you cannot step out of it. That is where haircuts come in see! :D Do not act ur age and but act some other age that will usurp the sovereignty of chronology! That is how it works. Put your hair in your eyes because you are not supposed to put your hair in your eyes at your age! Anyways if you have someone around then download the movie and watch it with them! Make use of your present company while they are there for you! I do not even like popcorn, I only purchase it to throw at teenagers who would not sit beside me :D
    Well I am glad you have been captured by sleep. It is a good thing. And yes you are right I figure you do not need a scribe and but rather an apprentice or a protege. Have you got one of those yet? You may be stuck 10 years back because that is the age you see yourself yet keep your interests fresh see because it is your power over the pull of time. Your interests are like Dorian Gray's picture and so update them regularly! :) I will post you a video of a band and a song and but I like the singers hair mostly. Would you ever consider a cut like this? I think you would suit it :) Oh and you will enjoy Harry Potter I promise. I went with a group of llamas though I had to sit in the row behind ha. Anyway I got to ping them with popcorn :D Hope you are good yes? :)
    Well I am glad you have caught up with your sleep. Harry Potter yes we went today to see the final part :) I am sure in twenty years the grown-up younger generation will remake it. And you are just reading your own teachings? You should have a scribe to annotate it all down for you Christopher! And Alice in Chains eh? We shall have to get you something more contemporary then for your journies :D Of course I visited your youtube. You are both good musicians and she has a sweet voice and you can write well together. I think I should like to hear you with either a bit more energy or something or maybe a bassist and a percussionist? I do not know. There is an ingredient missing? Even the Carpenters had a backing band. Still, you have both a great deal of talent that is plain for sure! :)
    I am not au fait with office golf etiquettes and but it would be more in keeping with my lack of subtlety to perch up on someone's desk and swing a wild t-off towards the coffee machine at the bitchy gossipers and finger pointers ha. No I do not really know much about golf except here it is a game for people who network for business cards and are bosses of things that do not much interest me. So what are you doing this weather, Christopher? Have you been out fishing maybe? What are you reading? Are you listening to any music? I am interested to know if you are inclined to tell :) I hope you are well?
    Here I am yes back from a week of medical unpleasantnesses ha. And the imps are daisy destroyers? Then they must be enlightened! Knit some together in a chain, place it in your hair and tell them you want peace and harmony... THEN you blast them to within an inch of their lives for that is true derived Jan-ki-do style :D Anyway I would not accept a daisy on my lawn, how then would I putt my ball accurately huh? Get your green sorted out Christopher there are men in pimps outfits encroaching from the fairway! :D
    Ah going supersoaker vigilante against pesky neighbourhood kids ha yes that will teach them to be running wild on your accurately manicured lawn Christopher only I heard their dad was a burly martial arts something or other just like the ones they talk about on forums like these :D so maybe we should just let those kids alone even though they are ruining your prize petunias! Hey how is the weather there? I hope you are not caught in the floods? Jx
    Soooooo, this is what happened to my old Horse Forum format! Wow. I like this particular format so much better, what do you think of it Chris? Can you guess what the new format at the Horse Forum looks like????? I'm glad to see Jenna back
    Well you can wear white cotton if you like and but I never go into open warfare without body armour and so I am protected from whatever I might need protected from haha. And there is no honour in water fights, it is plain vanilla survival of the fittest :D (I should think you would beat me hands down then - oh well, if it is my time to go...) :)
    Well then Christopher you have laid down the gauntlet indeed. Choose your balloon sir! :D Ha I should say that I am now proficient in the SuperSoaker Automatic mm-hmm yet you are rumoured to be a master at empty-handed combat and they say you can dodge water.. I shall see you at dawn. Or should that be noon? I guess it depends in which time zone you are located yes? :D
    Is it not only others that can make us smile truly? I do not know bout philosophical musing as a fun thing I have been reading arguments against self-interest theories yet it is not much fun unlike a water balloon fight :D Anyway I am getting too old for that you know I am nearly 30 pffft. And but I am truly glad you are close to your downtime. We will put you on standby though in case your martial services are required in the neighbourhood!! :)
    I am always interested in finding out a little more if I know what I am looking at. And I am glad you are not offended. You have a high level of toleration. That is rare. I do not know about creating joy of and by and for oneself. I think it is easier to create for others maybe. Some days. I hope you are finding some rest Christopher, Janna :)
    I would advocate having fun where fun is available to you yes. Life is unpleasant enough not to capitalise on opportunities for happiness as they are presented. No I would not check your video though and I am sorry if you are offended christopher it was just a poor attempt at humour with you I apologise :) Janna
    Christopher you are being pulled in several directions then I think? Well I am glad you stand fast (or sit). I would have expected nothing less! I say go with your gut. Mine has served me well. Except for that vindaloo last week ha. Well I should very much like to make it to one of your famed soirees then. I am still annoyed that you are not getting no sleep! Can you not do some proper exercise? That fancy MA of yours is not so energetic from what I have seen lots of standing around posing yes? :D I will teach you lots of tricks on speedrope, that will tire you to sleep maybe? A bientot, Jx
    Now you are being very cryptic with me Christopher. I do not know what will be the topic of philosophy for the soiree nor do I understand how sleep deprivation and effervescence go together without the intervention of stimulants and I do not know what is the happy argument? Yes I am telepathic and but do you expect me to read minds? ha :p So have a report on my desk first thing in the morning :D Me I am borderline. Between what and what else I am not at all sure. I am having to deal with all sorts at home and am proving myself incompetent. Anyways I want you to sleep some time soon. I will sing out a lullaby. Or I would if I knew one. Speak to you soon, Jx
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