Chris Parker
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Chris Parker

Grandmaster, Male, from Melbourne, Australia

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    1. Jenna
      Jenna
      Hahah you will need to speak with Lori I think ;) An author?? Christopher! can I have your autograph?? :)
    2. Jenna
      Jenna
      Evening??? Christopher it is 2:40 in the afternoon man, come on snap out of it! Christopher you have been unconscious for weeks the world has changed and we are now ruled by evil nanobots that have infiltrated our very neurocircuitry. I am sorry to break it to you this way. And but you will survive; you have a sword and know how to use it! Save us all Christopher! Save us all!!! Janna xox
    3. Jenna
      Jenna
      Ah now see you have right there devised another scenario which you must train for!! Sleep-deprived sword training in the terrible event that you had one of your stalkers come for you in the nighttime!! So be here 3am tomorrow morning to commence your training!! :D Janna x
    4. Jenna
      Jenna
      Just saying hello mister Mentor :) Hoping you are going good and recovering ok from your Saturday night excesses! :D Janna xxxx
    5. Jenna
      Jenna
      Hoping you are juicing every day of its maximum potential Mister P, speak to you soon yes, Janna x
    6. Jenna
      Jenna
      I am just teasing with you my dear Christopher I do not mean no offence I promise :) You take care have a productive day and write me when you have time. Always, bisous, Janna xxxxx
    7. Jenna
      Jenna
      Eeek! you keep a kyoketsu shoge in your trousers that is what I call being prepared and but you be careful you do not damage your.. um.. seams. I am not at all accustomed to men that port such dangerous weapons in their trousers. I will be on my guard now!! I insist you teach me kyoketsu shoge defence before I have that coffee you offered! :D As for the hojo cord, I prefer fluffy handcuffs :p
    8. Jenna
      Jenna
      I should think every rock star has contenders for their affection and but beware those you meet on facebook and youtube they are invariably stalkers-in-disguise! Be warned.. here wear this protective ancient amulet of the ampersand.. <&> it has been charged and will be your defence when you have left your katana in your other trousers!
    9. Jenna
      Jenna
      hahah you are a silly sausage and I can get nobody to do nothing!!! And but I like your philosophy of letting go. Are you then letting go to fate or letting go to one you would wholly trust? And but do not grow up too much. I like the time-halting youth in you :)
    10. Jenna
      Jenna
      anyways stop dillydallying here in this back alleyway of the site!! It is not a place for a decent boy to be loitering. Get back into the thoroughfare and giveth thy moderating opinion on all manner of martial nastiness :p that is what thou art paid for
    11. Jenna
      Jenna
      It is nice to have fate dictate our journey so long as we have our destination well mapped :) I should think the question I should ask to you mister sports-convertible driver is would you rather drive or be driven :D?
    12. Jenna
      Jenna
      Ah dear Christopher I do not want to hear you sound as if you are cast out on a wave.. The world may turn and but do we not ultimately control the speed at which we perceive its rotation? Confucius say! :p
    13. Jenna
      Jenna
      Hello gallant Prince (: ah I need no recompense dear Christopher only to know you are safe and looked after :) I hope all is progressing well with you? Janna xxx
    14. teekin
      teekin
      How about the resident dweazel/stalker ?????
    15. Jenna
      Jenna
      And then I am glad to have helped unfurl that smile across your lips (: Janna xxx
    16. Jenna
      Jenna
      Just a quick helloo to see if there is a friendly face here (: Speak soon geezer (: Janna xxx
    17. Andy Moynihan
      Andy Moynihan
      I thought I had already, no idea how i let that one slip.
    18. Andy Moynihan
      Andy Moynihan
      gonna have to be a neck break for that, and then remember the jaws may still be animated.
    19. teekin
      teekin
      Chris, bladed weapons????? That's the easy way out. No, no no. I want to know how to kill the Artificially Animated by hand! We can cut them up later, OK????
    20. teekin
      teekin
      Chris, what would you do in class if asked " and will this help me defeat the Legion of the Undead, How?? ?"
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