Chris Parker
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Chris Parker

Grandmaster, Male, from Melbourne, Australia

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    1. Jenna
      Jenna
      So the choice is a sizeable gathering to disseminate the word according to Christopher or a cosy soiree to ensure a more personal conversation? Hmm. Well whatever skype me in when you are due to take the lectern yes? Ah I am just joking I do not go for that social network tweetering silliness no more fact I do not even have a computer fact these words are recorded by the power of tele.. tele.. telep.. sorry there is a plane passing.. Anyway what philosophy are we discussing? Quick, people are turning up already! Grab the bokken we need to pulp more fruit! How are you Christopher? Please say to me, Jx
    2. Jenna
      Jenna
      I should like to hear your authentic Noo Joysey accent Christopher ha. And you went to see Sydney? And how is he doin then is he still livin in that ol wreck of an opera house? Ah two weeks off what will you do with yourself besides maiming mangoes with your wooden sword to make cocktails for those fruit n philosophy evenings I hear you are noted for in and around the Melbourne metropolitan area? Or get some sleep which you are not so noted for!! Hmm? Jx :)
    3. Jenna
      Jenna
      Goodness your ornate flows because you are well read and have a gift. My version comes courtesy of my 'effnick' English ha. And yes a young gentleman like you should have your anchorless free reign I think as long as you keep adequately protected lol. How m'I doin? Ha somewhere along the line between living and dead. And but more importantly how u doin? Sleep? Jx
    4. Jenna
      Jenna
      Ah you have your health and your sanity then you should miss nothing at all see! I am here for a short time as are we all so keep your anchors aweigh so you do not get dragged when the vessel moves ha see I can write in your ornate prose too Christopher, Jx
    5. Jenna
      Jenna
      Well there is nothing at all wrong with learning the mysteries of Budo. As long as you make no noise at this time of the night and disturb the neighbours (you never know they may be dangerous black belts in some fancy martial thing or other). Yes I should think an usettled mind in control of a bladed weapon does not augur well for those within range. You do not seem yourself today though I do not know who you do seem. What can I do to help? And I would be no Renfield; Seward would suit me better to play on the stage. One should be a minion of no-one and nothing I think. Be master of your own ship and captain of your own soul. Anyway, what was the question? :)
    6. Jenna
      Jenna
      You are making your existence sound miserable Christopher what is wrong with you today? I think you must do something to reclaim your joie de vivre no? So many sleepless nights must surely have provided ample scope to record what things would give you happiness? Can you not seek after these things? Life is fleeting you must know this while you have a chance to capitalise! Yes you are right, nobody understands my warnings and foretellings ha it is the ramblings of the deranged surely you have that right. Though Renfield was just another minion of the Lord of the Crazies though no less interesting for it. Me I would be their inquisitive experimentor :D
    7. Jenna
      Jenna
      Well I am glad you dream about sleep and but it is a bad time to do it while you are sleeping, especially if you are fine-tuning your insomnia. A loud-ticking clock will remind you of the finiteness of life and perhaps lull you to slumber. Anyway do you not have a glamorous flatmate to sing you to sleep? Come on man, make it happen! Oh and I like the unpredictability of the lunatics more than the orderliness of the vampyres and so I would have more fun as Dr Seward see :) And Glastonbury is over so I am wondering where are you playing in concert?
    8. Jenna
      Jenna
      Bullets bounce off of your chest? Then they must be rubber bullets ha :D Hmm well I have heard much vampyre folklore from the the old ones and but I think I am more of a Dr Seward than a Van Helsing when it comes to all that mumbo jumbo. I have noticed there are not many picture of you Christopher when you seem so handsome most men like to show theirselves off. Garlic I grow here and eat raw and which keeps away plenty of bacteria and other bloodsuckers I find. And so did you get some sleep yet then? Jx
    9. Jenna
      Jenna
      Avoid gangsters! Once you are indebted to them they are impossible to evade, mind you are handy with a blade and but can you avoid bullets yet? As for biorhythms, well perhaps you are more in tune than you think. Perhaps it is time to come out of the closet and admit you are a vampyre! I must warn you to my garlic proclivity though ha :)
    10. Jenna
      Jenna
      A good day at work is worthy of celebration so I am pleased for you Christopher. Your biorhythms sound skew and but maybe that is the way down under? I still suggest sleep, either that or use the time to read up on Victoria law and get yourself a new career helping Melbourne gangsters ha, I hope you are good today, Jx
    11. Jenna
      Jenna
      Then as John Bongiovi said: I'll live while I'm alive and sleep when I'm dead. Me I think sleep is not just for wimps and but for everyone who would stave off workplace psychosis (attending work one day with a bladed weapon and truly expressing one's mind) etc. I hope your nighttime alchemy does not get you in trouble with your people and I hope you are never in a situation where you must sleep and but cannot for one reason or another! for then you will rue your chosen wakefulness see! Ah but what have you pleasant to tell Christopher? What good happened today hmm?
    12. Jenna
      Jenna
      Llamas are a joy intelligent and strong and loyal and not shackles at all now you know! For sleep Christopher you must let go of your thoughts and not follow their whimsies all through your darker woods. Just let them go and sleep well unless your insomnia is through choice then that is the business of nobody but oneself I think. Hasta manana Jx
    13. Jenna
      Jenna
      I am happy you are pursuing your extra curriculars as enthusiastically as ever Christopher. Tiredness from time to time? Then sleep for longevity no? As for shackles, they are mine forever I think and but maybe I have pimped them to match my decor ha, Jx
    14. Jenna
      Jenna
      Ah, I have decided that I must hold the secret of invincibility either that or I am upheld for some unknown greater future good ha. And so what has happened to the esoteric art of the Ninja? Have you outgrown this? and you are networking now too with acquaintances from on here too? Wow that is very cool. I should like to do that if I could unlatch these darn shackles. Ah it is nice for me to know you are well Christopher! Please take good care when you are waving blades around else you could have someones eye out see. A bientot, Jx
    15. Jenna
      Jenna
      You are hearing my substandard English in your head? Then to the library Batman! We need more Dickens cor blimey :) You are pretty well, then I would assume that is both pretty and well which is something to br grateful for no? Me, I am grateful that though rumours of my demise are not so greatly exaggerated, I am still living and breathing ha. Tell me something that is good for you Christopher yes? Speak to you soon, Jxx
    16. Jenna
      Jenna
      I am hoping you are fighting fit and well Christopher, J
    17. Namii
      Namii
      You're welcome. I like my little Gumdo girl avatar too.
    18. Stealthy
      Stealthy
      Thank you.
    19. teekin
      teekin
      clear space!
    20. teekin
      teekin
      Hi ducky. I look forward to talking karate with you. I also have interesting info about phase 1. :)
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