Cryozombie
08-06-2003, 05:13 PM
A couple of old guys were sparring in the dojo one day.
Afterword, one of the men said that he was going to go to a Dr. Smith
for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he, too, had gone to the same dentist a few years before.
"Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked.
"Did he do a good job?"
The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the mats
yesterday when one of the young fellows got me with a shot,
he kicked me right in the testicles."
The first old guy was confused and asked, "
What does that have to do with your dentures?"
The second man answered,
"That was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt."
Afterword, one of the men said that he was going to go to a Dr. Smith
for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he, too, had gone to the same dentist a few years before.
"Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked.
"Did he do a good job?"
The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the mats
yesterday when one of the young fellows got me with a shot,
he kicked me right in the testicles."
The first old guy was confused and asked, "
What does that have to do with your dentures?"
The second man answered,
"That was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt."