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Kleyman97
07-22-2003, 09:08 PM
This is the funniest thing on earth, go to this site, but get ready to pee your pants. www.yellowbamboo.com

This site advertises that you would go to an island, live there for a year, and learn to blast people from 30 feet away using chi. Its so amazingly funny.
theletch1
07-23-2003, 06:11 PM
Wow, sign me up!! I can be a demi-god for only $9.95. But what about all the holes in the wall from learning to use all that incredible chi that these guys are full of...at least I know they are full of something:shrug:
Kleyman97
07-23-2003, 09:49 PM
LOL but its so funny when they yell like idiots, and its all losers and old ladies you see, lol, and its always the same group of people falling down, could it be that its a setup? Nooo... of course not
Wmarden
07-25-2003, 08:14 AM
I can knock people down from further away than just ten feet using either a chinese or japanese technique. I gather my chi in my index finger. I calmly take a breath, hold it for a second and then moving my index finger back, I activate the trigger on either my Chinese SKS or my Type 77 Ariska rifle. The ariska should be good for as much as 2400 feet, in theory anyway if my eyes are up the task with the iron sights.
Cthulhu
07-25-2003, 09:42 AM
Heh. You have to register to watch their videos now.

Like I'm giving them a real name and e-mail address.

Cthulhu
Kleyman97
07-25-2003, 03:05 PM
Haha, oh and I just made a new account on yahoo and gave it to them, its worth it lol.
cali_tkdbruin
07-28-2003, 12:29 AM
My $9.95 is on its way... :rolleyes:
IsshinryuKarateGirl
07-30-2003, 05:16 PM
That was so funny! I couldn't stop reading it nor laughing while reading it. That so sounded like a load of crap though.
Cryozombie
07-30-2003, 09:17 PM
NOOOO! I THOUGHT THIS DIED MONTHS AGO!!! AHHHHHH!

MY POWERS OF YELLOW BAMBOO ARE COMING BACK...

:barf:
voxtemporalis
07-31-2003, 09:29 AM
Hey...don't knock someone else's system or training until you've tried it out. :o

*looks at webpage* Oh...wait. Never mind. Go ahead and knock it.

:p ~SB
soccer50
08-03-2003, 02:04 AM
Ok, i cant believe theres crap like this. HA.. get magic powers for 9.95.
theletch1
08-04-2003, 02:22 PM
Ok, i cant believe theres crap like this. HA.. get magic powers for 9.95

It's true!!! Look, they made your 9.95 disappear with out a trace.:rofl:
Galvatron
08-13-2003, 04:02 AM
I wonder if they can teach me the long sought after power of "HA-DOO-KEN" ???
Kimpatsu
08-25-2003, 03:25 AM
James Randi (www.randi.org) has offered his $1 million prize (http://www.randi.org/research/index.html) if yellow Bamboo can demonstrate their powers under laboratory conditions. You can read about his offer in detail, as well. (http://www.randi.org/jr/021403.html)
Strangely, Yellow Bamboo have fallen silent again. :shrug:
Shodan
08-25-2003, 01:47 PM
The name itself is lame..........and why is it that all I can think about when I hear the name is someone out in the bamboo forrest who has to urinate really badly?!!

The sad thing is, they have probably made a lot of money off of people.

:asian: :karate:
Kimpatsu
08-25-2003, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Shodan
The name itself is lame..........and why is it that all I can think about when I hear the name is someone out in the bamboo forrest who has to urinate really badly?!!
Well, their claims certainly take the piss... :cool:
twinkletoes
08-26-2003, 12:06 PM
My favorite guy in the demo clip that used to be on the homepage was the one where one of the little guys falls too soon, jumps back to his feet, and falls again. I love it!

Maybe we need a new song:

"Don't you go where the Panda's do
And don't you eat that yellow bamboo!"