KanoLives
06-21-2003, 12:58 PM
Here ya go....
A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries her hardest to let go a little squeaker but instead let's loose a loud, disgusting blast.
The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.
" Um....do you have a transfer ticket?" she finally asks.
" No I don't," he replies. "But when we pass the next tree, I'll try to grab you a handful of leaves."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries her hardest to let go a little squeaker but instead let's loose a loud, disgusting blast.
The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.
" Um....do you have a transfer ticket?" she finally asks.
" No I don't," he replies. "But when we pass the next tree, I'll try to grab you a handful of leaves."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: