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Bill Mattocks
07-13-2009, 09:41 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8021185.stm


Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her home in Washington, Wearside.
Bob Hubbard
07-13-2009, 09:51 AM
Could be worse. She could have been cited for RF interference from too many unshielded electronics......
Flea
07-13-2009, 09:55 AM
But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

That lucky bastard!!
CoryKS
07-13-2009, 10:02 AM
Steve should man up and take the rap. "It's Steve's fault. When Steve freaks a woman, she can't help but shout."*


* you must speak in third person when using this defense. It's the law.
morph4me
07-13-2009, 11:56 AM
Cartwright elected to be tried by jury


Now they're just showing off :p
FieldDiscipline
07-13-2009, 12:34 PM
That lucky bastard!!

You ain't seen them...

:barf:
Ken Morgan
07-13-2009, 01:03 PM
Story reminds me of this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk
terryl965
07-13-2009, 01:08 PM
Story reminds me of this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk


That is one of the classics
Big Don
07-13-2009, 01:12 PM
You ain't seen them...

:barf:
Oh, they could look much worse... (http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2009/4/6/caroline-cartwright-pic-north-news-image-1-803602853.jpg)
arnisador
07-13-2009, 06:17 PM
She sounds like a national treasure to me!
Tez3
07-13-2009, 06:59 PM
You ain't seen them...

:barf:


Quoted for truth...
celtic_crippler
07-13-2009, 08:18 PM
I think the neighbors are just jealous.

Thank God me and my girl don't have to worry about such things. :)
Ken Morgan
07-13-2009, 11:15 PM
I think the neighbors are just jealous.

Thank God me and my girl don't have to worry about such things. :)

gotta have sex in order to make such noises huh?? I know same problem up here.... eight times a week just isn't enough:)
celtic_crippler
07-14-2009, 09:34 AM
gotta have sex in order to make such noises huh?? I know same problem up here.... eight times a week just isn't enough:)

I don't know...I make some pretty strange noises in class too...especially when I get kicked in the groin...a cup can only do so much. LOL
shesulsa
07-14-2009, 10:10 AM
I suppose if it interferes with daily living for other people, it's not okay. But hey ... party in da howse ....
Tez3
07-14-2009, 10:28 AM
I suppose if it interferes with daily living for other people, it's not okay. But hey ... party in da howse ....

Lets just the area they come from is, shall we call ..rough and the natives aren't civilised?
FieldDiscipline
07-14-2009, 12:54 PM
Lets just the area they come from is, shall we call ..rough and the natives aren't civilised?

Harsh..... But fair. :wink1: