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cali_tkdbruin
05-03-2003, 12:06 AM
Top Ten Reasons for Studying the Martial Arts

10) Broken masonry makes great drainage for potted plants.

9) Get beaten up by people half your size and twice your age.

8) Never run out of kindling wood again.

7) No need to wonder what belt to wear.

6) Get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.

5) These uniforms make nice pajamas.

4) Never need to wonder why it's hard to get up in the morning.

3) Get to appreciate the finer points of Chuck Norris' acting.

2) Learn to count to 10 in 3 different Asian languages.

And the top reason for studying martial arts:

1) (Tie) Get to star in Ginsu commercials. /
Three words: free nose job.

;) :D
moromoro
05-03-2003, 01:45 AM
funny,,,, but


3) Get to appreciate the finer points of Chuck Norris' acting.

where the hell did you get this, chuck is a great actor and doesnt need his MA abilities, another terrific actor is dolph lundgren.....
cali_tkdbruin
05-03-2003, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by moromoro
funny,,,, but



where the hell did you get this, chuck is a great actor and doesnt need his MA abilities, another terrific actor is dolph lundgren.....

And Jet Li too...:cool:
moromoro
05-03-2003, 02:31 AM
jet li is a great MA actor and director,,,,,,,,,
cali_tkdbruin
05-03-2003, 02:33 AM
Oh, S___! My bad, I forgot to include Jackie Chan too. :o

See, I can flood the board with meaningless messages too... ;) :D :rofl:

:kiss:
moromoro
05-03-2003, 02:33 AM
but i think we are forgetting one man the best of them all a

living legend........................


Jean Claude Van Damme
KenpoDragon
05-15-2003, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by moromoro
but i think we are forgetting one man the best of them all a

living legend........................


Jean Claude Van Damme

Of course he is did anybody catch his made for T.V movie Derailed?????? If not please check your local video store.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl:
Master of Blades
05-15-2003, 07:54 AM
Look at y'all teasing Mister MoroMoro even when hes suspended! Wonder when he gets off his little suspension! :rolleyes:

Btw, pretty good Cali :D
Jill666
05-15-2003, 05:47 PM
Huh, missed that action, I guess.

:shrug:
Seig
05-16-2003, 02:58 AM
Doesn't Don Wilson get even an honorable mention?
Eraser
05-31-2003, 08:22 PM
AHEM...

you forgot one.. my favorite... STEVEN SEAGAL
cali_tkdbruin
06-01-2003, 02:20 AM
Don't include Russell Wong in this mess! Black Sash has been cancelled... :(
moromoro
06-01-2003, 07:56 AM
cali_tkdbruin
Master of Blades
06-01-2003, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by moromoro
cali_tkdbruin

............:confused:
Kirk
06-01-2003, 10:10 AM
I suppose none of you have heard of David Carradine?
Hollywood1340
06-01-2003, 03:55 PM
Jeff Speakman?
jeffkyle
06-04-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Kirk
I suppose none of you have heard of David Carradine?

:shrug: :shrug:

That is a double for that comment!
Seig
06-05-2003, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Kirk
I suppose none of you have heard of David Carradine?
I refuse to acknowledge his existence.
tonbo
06-05-2003, 12:40 PM
I suppose none of you have heard of David Carradine?

"I am................................................ ............................................
.................................................. ................Caine."

Classic.

Peace--
cali_tkdbruin
06-06-2003, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by moromoro
cali_tkdbruin

Yeeeeesssss??? YOU'RE BACK!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!... :eek:

I thought you were history??? :confused:
moromoro
06-06-2003, 03:31 AM
QUOTE]YOU'RE BACK[/QUOTE]

I thought you were history

ok tkd man. no man we are peparing a full contact eskrima tournament in cebu city, no protection.
cali_tkdbruin
06-07-2003, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by moromoro
ok tkd man. no man we are peparing a full contact eskrima tournament in cebu city, no protection.

No protection huh? Is it sorta like Enter the Dragon, you know, the Bruce Lee tourney in the movie with all the blood, guts, broken bones and death??? :confused:

Well, if it's full contact at least wear a cup. You don't want to end up being a gelding... ;) :D :rofl:


:ultracool
jfarnsworth
06-08-2003, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin
Well, if it's full contact at least wear a cup.

Now that's good advice.;) If anything at the least protect the boys.
Seig
06-13-2003, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Now that's good advice.;) If anything at the least protect the boys.
Maybe protecting the gene pool is a better option
Bob Hubbard
06-13-2003, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by moromoro
no man we are peparing a full contact eskrima tournament in cebu city, no protection.

No protection? what will the surgeon general say?

:)
Seig
06-13-2003, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
No protection? what will the surgeon general say?

:)
They'll start that whole "Give Condoms out in the Public School System" thing again.
moromoro
06-13-2003, 07:04 AM
Well, if it's full contact at least wear a cup. You don't want to end up being a gelding... :rofl:

no the details have not been finalised as of yet and it make take several months to do so.