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Bill Mattocks
03-10-2009, 09:35 AM
http://www.eveningsun.com/ci_11873097


He is accused of walking out of his home, completely naked. He walked up to Dennis Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea Orndorff, according to state police. He told the men he knew karate, and asked if they wanted to fight.
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According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist."
tellner
03-10-2009, 11:46 AM
http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg
MA-Caver
03-10-2009, 01:10 PM
I guess my answer to a bare naked man asking me if I wanted to fight would be ...
Thesemindz
03-10-2009, 09:41 PM
I've found that when I do karate naked my balance is all off. I think it's because I am used to be clothed and I unconsciously compensate for my clothes shifting while I move. When I'm naked, they aren't there, and they aren't shifting, but I'm still compensating, and I think that's why my balance is off.

Maybe we should spend more time doing karate naked in the studio to overcome this obstacle to true mastery. I mean, we are serious martial artists, aren't we?


-Rob
Sukerkin
03-10-2009, 09:51 PM
I choose to do my 'naked karate' (TM) sparring with Elle McPherson :lol:.
Bill Mattocks
03-10-2009, 11:34 PM
You know, I've been thinking about it, and I think nude fu might have real application as a self-defense technique. Imagine this - you're approached by a mugger who demands your wallet. You respond by tearing off your clothes (part of the training would be to get out of them quickly) and offer to fight him naked.

My nude fu is powerful - everyone but my wife will be puking and heading for the door.
Thesemindz
03-11-2009, 12:03 AM
You know, I've been thinking about it, and I think nude fu might have real application as a self-defense technique. Imagine this - you're approached by a mugger who demands your wallet. You respond by tearing off your clothes (part of the training would be to get out of them quickly) and offer to fight him naked.

My nude fu is powerful - everyone but my wife will be puking and heading for the door.

You might kick my ass.

But you're gonna have to kick my ass with my junk hanging out.

I like to wrestle too.

Wait till I get you on the ground.


-Rob
Bill Mattocks
03-11-2009, 12:08 AM
You might kick my ass.

But you're gonna have to kick my ass with my junk hanging out.

I like to wrestle too.

Wait till I get you on the ground.


:erg:

Well, that the hell. I haven't even seen my junk in years. I assume it's all still there.
Thesemindz
03-11-2009, 12:41 AM
:erg:

Well, that the hell. I haven't even seen my junk in years. I assume it's all still there.

Why don't you just ask someone else to check for you? You know, a friend or coworker.


-Rob
Bill Mattocks
03-11-2009, 12:48 AM
Why don't you just ask someone else to check for you? You know, a friend or coworker.


Well, then we're back to that screaming and puking thing again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IYx_tRnpVg&feature=related
Jade Tigress
03-11-2009, 08:30 AM
The more posts in this thread that I read, the harder I laughed. :D
Brian R. VanCise
03-11-2009, 08:50 AM
You are definitely right on that Jade!
Hagakure
03-11-2009, 10:05 AM
The more posts in this thread that I read, the harder I laughed. :D

Ditto!

Thesemindz... Junk? :D
Sukerkin
03-11-2009, 01:24 PM
Our American friends use "Junk" to refer to what we English speakers would call "Tackle", "Bits", "Meat and two veg" et al.
tellner
03-11-2009, 05:08 PM
Attention: Participants in Co-Ed Nude Brazilian Ju Jitsu must leave the guard or mount and return to their feet within an half an hour.
Thesemindz
03-11-2009, 05:16 PM
Attention: Participants in Co-Ed Nude Brazilian Ju Jitsu must leave the guard or mount and return to their feet within an half an hour.

Wait.

I have to stay there the whole half hour?


-Rob
Gordon Nore
03-11-2009, 08:15 PM
My advice to this fellow is never fight naked with a Hapkidoist. If it's our there, we'll twist it.
Andrew Green
03-12-2009, 02:03 AM
My advice to this fellow is never fight naked with a Hapkidoist. If it's our there, we'll twist it.

Saying things like that too the wrong person, or in the wrong bar, will lead you to having a very interesting evening...

What makes things worse is I saw the St. Pierre Vaseline story right before this one. Somehow I went from too much lubricant to someone wanting to give it a good twist. I think it's time I close the browser for tonight...
Hagakure
03-12-2009, 04:46 AM
Our American friends use "Junk" to refer to what we English speakers would call "Tackle", "Bits", "Meat and two veg" et al.

Fully understood old boy, just made me chuckle. :D

"Gentlemens area", or "wedding vegetable".
Gordon Nore
03-12-2009, 11:05 AM
Saying things like that too the wrong person, or in the wrong bar, will lead you to having a very interesting evening...

:lfao:

Hadn't thought of that. All's I'm saying is, if attacked by a naked stranger, I'm ready.
shihansmurf
03-13-2009, 08:49 PM
Fully understood old boy, just made me chuckle. :D

"Gentlemens area", or "wedding vegetable".

Ya know, I think the term "wedding vegetable" has just found a new and permanent home in my vocabulary. You Brits have quite a way with the English language :wink1:

Mark
tellner
03-14-2009, 11:24 AM
So not unlike "franks and beans" or "twig and berries"?
Sukerkin
03-14-2009, 11:45 AM
Aye, that's the idea. It seems there are as many euphemisms for wedding tackle as there are for threepenny bits :lol:.
Flea
03-16-2009, 09:08 PM
"twinkie and the twins"