The rectum stretcher

[MA-Caver]

All due respect to the LEO's here on MT :asian

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole? ' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..., she exclaimed.'

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face................PRICELESS :D :D :D

[shesulsa]

Ouch. ;)

[shihansmurf]

:cheers:

Given the wicked speeding ticket I just got, I needed that.

Thanks.

Mark.

[KenpoTex]

I ran into one her products in TN this past summer...guys like him are the reason highway patrolman jokes exist. :mad:

[The Last Legionary]

1 part Roscoe P. Coltrane, 1 part Buford T. Justice, 1 part Joseph Gobbels.

I know his cousin.