View Full Version : Super Hero For Hire
Master of Blades
03-15-2003, 04:13 PM
Hey y'all, Just thought I would tell you all about my new role as Martial Talks friendly super hero :D Some say I was struck by lightning, some say I fell into a test tube in school but ONLY I know how I got my powers and what they are. So from now on if anyone needs any protection from anyone on Martial Talk (The resident super baddys such as Rich, Jason or Seig :rolleyes: ) then please do not hesitate to turn on the MOB sign or just shout out. My charge fee's are $59.95 per hour :shrug: and that covers insurance and the chance that you may die while I'm saving you. Before I am hired you must also sign this form which states that if in the likley chance that you will die then you must leave me your house, wife, children and car :rtfm: Thanks for your time ladys and gentlemen, I have no set up office in the Locker room. So in other words
:wah: !!!HIRE ME!!! :wah:
D_Brady
03-15-2003, 05:03 PM
Yea, but if I sighn then die who would save you from my children.
Master of Blades
03-15-2003, 05:15 PM
Your thinking too far ahead, hire me and then we will figure that out :shrug:
For you my friend a discount, only $29.97 per HALF AN HOUR. Now is that a discount or what! :D
D_Brady
03-15-2003, 05:19 PM
Sounds great just let me bend over and grab my ankles so you can have my paypal account. Oh dear friend of mine.:p
Master of Blades
03-15-2003, 05:24 PM
Ummmm........do I get cash on the spot? :rolleyes:
D_Brady
03-15-2003, 05:35 PM
I know i'll give you my worrd it;s better than caash sorry it's hard to type while I'm laughing.
Master of Blades
03-15-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by D_Brady
I know i'll give you my worrd it;s better than caash sorry it's hard to type while I'm laughing.
Oh come on.....I'm not THAT funny :rolleyes:
Rob_Broad
03-15-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Oh come on.....I'm not THAT funny :rolleyes:
Do you own a mirror?
Master of Blades
03-15-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Rob_Broad
Do you own a mirror?
Yes, but I wasnt talking about what I look like, just how funny I was, GOD.....you remind me of Seig, always thinking the wrong thing! :rolleyes:
Cthulhu
03-15-2003, 10:02 PM
Isn't that position already filled by Luke Cage?
Cthulhu
wondering who actually catches the reference.
Rich Parsons
03-16-2003, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Hey y'all, Just thought I would tell you all about my new role as Martial Talks friendly super hero :D Some say I was struck by lightning, some say I fell into a test tube in school but ONLY I know how I got my powers and what they are. So from now on if anyone needs any protection from anyone on Martial Talk (The resident super baddys such as Rich, Jason or Seig :rolleyes: ) then please do not hesitate to turn on the MOB sign or just shout out. My charge fee's are $59.95 per hour :shrug: and that covers insurance and the chance that you may die while I'm saving you. Before I am hired you must also sign this form which states that if in the likley chance that you will die then you must leave me your house, wife, children and car :rtfm: Thanks for your time ladys and gentlemen, I have no set up office in the Locker room. So in other words
MOB,
You are just padding your total here.
Get a real job.
Or go play with your Action Figures AKA Dolls! :rofl:
I will be on work travel next week and so you can catch up then.
Also you have not PM'd me yet about teh Mi Trip you have planned.
Master of Blades
03-16-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Rich Parsons
MOB,
You are just padding your total here.
Get a real job.
Or go play with your Action Figures AKA Dolls! :rofl:
I will be on work travel next week and so you can catch up then.
Also you have not PM'd me yet about teh Mi Trip you have planned.
LOL....Ok ok, The Michigan trip looks promising but were just waiting for my uncle to propose! Hes such a coward :shrug:
jfarnsworth
03-19-2003, 09:07 PM
Why in god's name would I want to hire you to do anything for me?:soapbox:
MOB, if you are defending someone from me, who is defending you?
Ginsu
03-20-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Cthulhu
Isn't that position already filled by Luke Cage?
Cthulhu
wondering who actually catches the reference.
Nice Hero for Hire reference Cthulhu.
As for MOB's powers we may not know what they are but I am sure we can all figure out that he got them from being dropped on his head one to many times!
:D
Ginsu
Your friendly neighbor hood MOB antagonist
Master of Blades
03-20-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Seig
MOB, if you are defending someone from me, who is defending you?
I dont need defense......your all harrassing Chaos now, I'm just gonna attack you all while your not looking :rolleyes:
Chaos
03-20-2003, 12:26 PM
So no one here likes me?
Master of Blades
03-20-2003, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Chaos
So no one here likes me?
Never said that, just that they were harrassing you, they do it to all the n00bs. Big Bullys :p (or short in Jasons case ) :rofl:
Chaos
03-20-2003, 12:55 PM
I am not a newb
jfarnsworth
03-20-2003, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Big Bullys :p (or short in Jasons case ) :rofl:
Doesn't matter I'm fine with my height. :mad: However young one we may have to meet on the mat and then get a little midevil and figure out who the dominant male is!:D
I am not a newb
You are new here.
Master of Blades
03-20-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Doesn't matter I'm fine with my height. :mad: However young one we may have to meet on the mat and then get a little midevil and figure out who the dominant male is!:D
You are new here.
Exactly what he said, and Jason, anytime :rofl:
fist of fury
03-20-2003, 02:34 PM
Is it only me or does anybody else picture MOB as a 2 foot tall midget with orange hair.
Master of Blades
03-20-2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by fist of fury
Is it only me or does anybody else picture MOB as a 2 foot tall midget with orange hair.
Are you saying Im a leprechaun........:rolleyes:
Ginsu
03-20-2003, 02:48 PM
Are you saying Im a leprechaun........
So that would mean that the Blades that you are the master of are actually wee little ones! More like swiss army knives right????
Ginsu
fist of fury
03-20-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Are you saying Im a leprechaun........:rolleyes:
Can you prove that you're not:p :D
jfarnsworth
03-20-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by fist of fury
Can you prove that you're not:p :D
Well he actually looks like Casper but not much taller. :eek: :rofl:
Master of Blades
03-20-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Ginsu
So that would mean that the Blades that you are the master of are actually wee little ones! More like swiss army knives right????
Ginsu
Oh god.....here we go :shrug:
Chaos
03-20-2003, 03:05 PM
:(
Master of Blades
03-20-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Chaos
:(
Penny for your thoughts? :rolleyes:
jfarnsworth
03-20-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Penny for your thoughts? :rolleyes:
why?:shrug:
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I dont need defense......your all harrassing Chaos now, I'm just gonna attack you all while your not looking :rolleyes:
Feel free to try
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Doesn't matter I'm fine with my height. :mad: However young one we may have to meet on the mat and then get a little midevil and figure out who the dominant male is!:D
You are new here.
Do not make me do my Captain Caveman routine.....
Originally posted by fist of fury
Is it only me or does anybody else picture MOB as a 2 foot tall midget with orange hair.
and Really thick glasses....and halitosis
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
why?:shrug:
Because, if he is in for a penny, he is in for a pound......
Master of Blades
03-21-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Seig
and Really thick glasses....and halitosis
I'm also a woman :eek:
Not really :D
jfarnsworth
03-21-2003, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I'm also a woman...
Oh my Lord, SEIG did you see that?????? You will definately be put in the same boat with the guy that carries a salmon around.
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I'm also a woman :eek:
Not really :D
I knew it! He's a cross dresser!
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Oh my Lord, SEIG did you see that?????? You will definately be put in the same boat with the guy that carries a salmon around. Me? Why me? OH, you meant MOB, and Shinobi, and Chaos....now that is just sick....
jfarnsworth
03-22-2003, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Seig
Me? Why me? OH, you meant MOB, and Shinobi, and Chaos....now that is just sick....
Yes I should have said Chaos, MOB, and Shinobi. Sorry about the mix up there.
Master of Blades
03-22-2003, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Seig
I knew it! He's a cross dresser!
*Sigh*.......:rolleyes:
jfarnsworth
03-22-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
*Sigh*.......:rolleyes:
Well you are the one that opened your mouth about it. Sometimes I think there's hope for you learning a lesson then you do something like this.:shrug:
Master of Blades
03-22-2003, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Well you are the one that opened your mouth about it. Sometimes I think there's hope for you learning a lesson then you do something like this.:shrug:
I'm waiting till you all learn to admit to yourselves that Im cool and you all know it! I've seen signs of Jason weakening and Rich I know likes me but Seig hasnt shown any signs yet.......but he will crack :asian:
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I'm waiting till you all learn to admit to yourselves that Im cool and you all know it! I've seen signs of Jason weakening and Rich I know likes me but Seig hasnt shown any signs yet.......but he will crack :asian:
never
Master of Blades
03-23-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Seig
never
Thats what they all say......:D
jfarnsworth
03-23-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I've seen signs of Jason weakening
I only try to aid in giving you some of life's lessons but yet you wish not to understand their meanings.:rolleyes: This does not mean I'm weak just more experienced than you. :shrug:
Master of Blades
03-23-2003, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
I only try to aid in giving you some of life's lessons but yet you wish not to understand their meanings.:rolleyes: This does not mean I'm weak just more experienced than you. :shrug:
Ummm......yeah. You got that KitKat yet? :rolleyes:
jfarnsworth
03-23-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Ummm......yeah. You got that KitKat yet? :rolleyes:
Did you read my other post yet!!!!!!!!!1 :soapbox:
Master of Blades
03-23-2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Did you read my other post yet!!!!!!!!!1 :soapbox:
Now now Jason......lets not get our tempers flaring buddy.....Calm down and have a nice cup of O.J. Now just stand there and breathe and *Boot to the Groin*
*Runs*
:rofl: :D :rofl:
jfarnsworth
03-23-2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
...*Boot to the Groin*
*Runs* :rofl: :D :rofl:
Turkey,:soapbox: Did Castillo teach you that during your training sessions on the darkside?:eek: I see he is lurking around here.
Master of Blades
03-23-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Turkey,:soapbox: Did Castillo teach you that during your training sessions on the darkside?:eek: I see he is lurking around here.
I saw no need to train with the dark one known as Castillo if only because I surpass him in every evil way (Check out my avatar :D ) So no, I taught that to myself :asian:
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Thats what they all say......:D
I'm a jew, we never crack.
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Now now Jason......lets not get our tempers flaring buddy.....Calm down and have a nice cup of O.J. Now just stand there and breathe and *Boot to the Groin*
*Runs*
:rofl: :D :rofl:
He is SO gonna regret that......
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I saw no need to train with the dark one known as Castillo if only because I surpass him in every evil way (Check out my avatar :D ) So no, I taught that to myself :asian:
Ricardo?!? Did you see that? He says you can't teach him anything!
Master of Blades
03-24-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Seig
I'm a jew, we never crack.
I'm a jew and I crack all the time.......Eggs that is :rolleyes:
Master of Blades
03-24-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Seig
He is SO gonna regret that......
Thats what you think mate :p
Master of Blades
03-24-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Seig
Ricardo?!? Did you see that? He says you can't teach him anything!
Good god.....Seig can understand short simple sentances! :eek:
jfarnsworth
03-24-2003, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I'm a jew and I crack all the time.......Eggs that is :rolleyes:
Oh bad joke, It almost kind of made me chuckle. :cool: In all honesty though I think Seig likes to crack skull if I'm not mistaken.:rofl:
jfarnsworth
03-24-2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Thats what you think mate :p
NO, that's what we know.:mad:
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Thats what you think mate :p
I'm hetero, call me mate again and I will add to that groin kicking you got coming
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I'm a jew and I crack all the time.......Eggs that is :rolleyes:
Goes especially well with Ham or Bacon
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Good god.....Seig can understand short simple sentances! :eek:
Like this one
*Boot to the Groin*
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
I think Seig likes to crack skulls if I'm not mistaken.:rofl:
You are not mistaken
Master of Blades
03-25-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Oh bad joke, It almost kind of made me chuckle. :cool: In all honesty though I think Seig likes to crack skull if I'm not mistaken.:rofl:
Good to see I bring humour to your daily life :p
KenpoTess
03-25-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Seig
I'm hetero, call me mate again and I will add to that groin kicking you got coming
Ahems.. Good thing I came in here.. I'm the mate ~!!
Originally posted by KenpoTess
Ahems.. Good thing I came in here.. I'm the mate ~!!
Honey, keep an eye on MOB, he keeps hitting on me.
KenpoTess
03-25-2003, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Seig
Honey, keep an eye on MOB, he keeps hitting on me.
Oh I'm watching him..
Master of Blades
03-25-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by KenpoTess
Oh I'm watching him..
Seig....you may wanna check the wife.....she keeps giving me the Eye :rolleyes: I know Im sexy but GODDAMN!
KenpoTess
03-25-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Seig....you may wanna check the wife.....she keeps giving me the Eye :rolleyes: I know Im sexy but GODDAMN!
ohhhhhhh For that.. ~! To the Penalty Box with you~!!! Deep horse Stance til I say ~!!!
KenpoTess
03-25-2003, 07:09 PM
P.S. Hand over all your toys too... including your Spatulas~!!!
jfarnsworth
03-25-2003, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Seig....you may wanna check the wife.....she keeps giving me the Eye :rolleyes: I know Im sexy but GODDAMN!
The reason she is eyeballing you Casper is because Tess is deciding whether to kick you in the groin or in the @ss. Tess is going to give you that anatomy lesson you need.:rofl:
Furthermore does Mum let you swear around the house??????:confused:
jfarnsworth
03-25-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by KenpoTess
ohhhhhhh For that.. ~! To the Penalty Box with you~!!! Deep horse Stance til I say ~!!!
Give him a good one Tess.
jfarnsworth
03-25-2003, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Seig
... keep an eye on MOB, he keeps hitting on me.
I'm keeping 1 eye on this guy at all times. :mad:
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Seig....you may wanna check the wife.....she keeps giving me the Eye :rolleyes: I know Im sexy but GODDAMN!
You misinterpret, as usual, she is eyeballing you because you are but a pustulant little pimple and she is determining the best way to pop you.
Master of Blades
03-26-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
The reason she is eyeballing you Casper is because Tess is deciding whether to kick you in the groin or in the @ss. Tess is going to give you that anatomy lesson you need.:rofl:
Furthermore does Mum let you swear around the house??????:confused:
Good question......let me try :o
*Gets bitchslapped*
........nope :shrug:
jfarnsworth
03-26-2003, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Good question......let me try :o
*Gets bitchslapped*
........nope :shrug:
It's nice to see your Mum keeping you in line when we can't always be there to guide you.
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
It's nice to see your Mum keeping you in line when we can't always be there to guide you.
I get to ***** slap him next :EG:
Master of Blades
03-27-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
It's nice to see your Mum keeping you in line when we can't always be there to guide you.
Yeah......all you guys guide me into is walls :p
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yeah......all you guys guide me into is walls :p
I am trying to guide you into a proper horse stance.
Master of Blades
03-27-2003, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Seig
I am trying to guide you into a proper horse stance.
I've been told my horse stance is pretty good actually......I just need to make it deeper :D
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I've been told my horse stance is pretty good actually......I just need to make it deeper :D
Once you have it proper, I can *Boot to the Groin* you properly.
jfarnsworth
03-27-2003, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Seig
Once you have it proper, I can *Boot to the Groin* you properly.
:cool: , I'm going to stand at the 90 angle so then when he bends over from the boot to the groin i'm going to axe kick him on the head. :eek:
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
:cool: , I'm going to stand at the 90 angle so then when he bends over from the boot to the groin i'm going to axe kick him on the head. :eek:
Then Tess can do the Dance of Death extension on him
KenpoTess
03-28-2003, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Seig
Then Tess can do the Dance of Death extension on him
ohhhh yeah I like stomping the stuffing outta things :EG:
Master of Blades
03-28-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by KenpoTess
ohhhh yeah I like stomping the stuffing outta things :EG:
All this trouble for little ole' me :rolleyes:
jfarnsworth
03-28-2003, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Seig
Then Tess can do the Dance of Death extension on him
I like that myself. After it took me 3 yrs. to get good at it.:confused:
jfarnsworth
03-28-2003, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
All this trouble for little ole' me :rolleyes:
You are the not so liked fella around here to knock around. :D :cool:
Master of Blades
03-28-2003, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
You are the not so liked fella around here to knock around. :D :cool:
Nah, y'all like me, you just dont wanna admit it :D
Originally posted by Master of Blades
All this trouble for little ole' me :rolleyes:
It's no trouble:)
Master of Blades
03-29-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Seig
It's no trouble:)
Well thats good :asian:
Now Jason....Seig is an example of a person who likes me but just wont show it :D
jfarnsworth
03-29-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Now Jason....Seig is an example of a person who likes me but just wont show it :D
Young one, Young one. :rolleyes: He said it was no problem to keep giving you boots to the groin. :shrug:
Master of Blades
03-29-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Young one, Young one. :rolleyes: He said it was no problem to keep giving you boots to the groin. :shrug:
Nah you dont say! :eek:
I was using Seig the person as an example.......not his post :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Well thats good :asian:
Seig is an example of a person who likes me but just wont show it :D
Do you really believe that?
Master of Blades
03-30-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Seig
Do you really believe that?
With my whole heart
jfarnsworth
03-30-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
With my whole heart
I believe your wrong again.:shrug:
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
I believe your wrong again.:shrug:
Indeed he is.
jfarnsworth
04-01-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Seig
Indeed he is.
It's too bad he hasn't learned anything from us yet. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
It's too bad he hasn't learned anything from us yet. :rolleyes:
Well, he still has a few years to go before his mind and skin clear up.
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