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Mon Mon
03-01-2003, 09:37 PM
The RedNeck Sex Test
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".

True or False
Rich Parsons
03-02-2003, 12:04 AM
:) :D :cool: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


That Was Good!
cali_tkdbruin
03-03-2003, 02:01 AM
Stop it, stop it all ready, that's too friggin' funny. I'm rollin'... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:lol:
rachel
03-04-2003, 10:08 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Cruentus
03-04-2003, 12:10 PM
:sadsong:

If it isn't, then where the hell is the G-spot?

:rofl:
Jill666
03-04-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by PAUL
:sadsong:

If it isn't, then where the hell is the G-spot?

:rofl:

Jest git yerself a sweet pickle and a gal and find out!

Yeehaw! :D
Cruentus
03-04-2003, 08:39 PM
Wait O' Second Here?!

I already have a gal....

ans she says I'm able to find it jus fiiiiine. Ummmmm what'ever that means.:o

Sibblings will say anything to get you to pipe down while their watchin' springer! :eek:
Rich Parsons
03-04-2003, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by PAUL
Wait O' Second Here?!

I already have a gal....

ans she says I'm able to find it jus fiiiiine. Ummmmm what'ever that means.:o

Sibblings will say anything to get you to pipe down while their watchin' springer! :eek:


Jerry!

Jerry!

Shhhh Paul Quiet, I am watching this!

Jerry!:D :rofl:
Cruentus
03-04-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Jerry!

Jerry!

Shhhh Paul Quiet, I am watching this!

Jerry!:D :rofl:

"Paul Quiet," is my girlfriends most common phrase, for some reason. Yes....I know you all must be suprised. :D
Cruentus
03-04-2003, 08:51 PM
It's more like...."(eyeroll, sigh) Yea sure Paul, your the king. You can find any spot on my body. Your like a stallion. Happy? Now go get me a brew while I watch my show.....B***ch!":rofl:
Rich Parsons
03-04-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by PAUL
It's more like...."(eyeroll, sigh) Yea sure Paul, your the king. You can find any spot on my body. Your like a stallion. Happy? Now go get me a brew while I watch my show.....B***ch!":rofl:


Paul,

someday yuo will get there. :rolleyes: :eek:

:D
Jill666
03-06-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by PAUL
It's more like...."(eyeroll, sigh) Yea sure Paul, your the king. You can find any spot on my body. Your like a stallion. Happy? Now go get me a brew while I watch my show.....B***ch!":rofl:

Wow- it's like I'm hearing myself...
Cruentus
03-06-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Jill666
Wow- it's like I'm hearing myself...

Oh man....too funny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: