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Kenpo Wolf
02-27-2003, 12:12 AM
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky"
means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
Seig
02-27-2003, 04:33 AM
Phew....I'm not there yet.....
rachel
02-27-2003, 05:34 AM
Thank God I'm not there either. funny.:)
Yari
02-27-2003, 07:21 AM
Could you changef the font so I can read the small text ..... and then I'll tell you if I'm too old...:D :p

/Yari
Doc
02-28-2003, 04:16 AM
Old is when your daughters friends start to look really good.
Kirk
02-28-2003, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by Doc
Old is when your daughters friends start to look really good.

That's when you install a pool, and tell her to have a pool party! :D
Master of Blades
02-28-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Kirk
That's when you install a pool, and tell her to have a pool party! :D

Sounds good.....my friend has a pool.......shame its not summer :(
Rob_Broad
02-28-2003, 03:50 PM
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

This is not a sign of being old, it means you are married and trapped like the rest of us!
Master of Blades
02-28-2003, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Rob_Broad
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

This is not a sign of being old, it means you are married and trapped like the rest of us!

Something tells me your regretting saying till "Death" do us part :p
jeffkyle
02-28-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Kirk
That's when you install a pool, and tell her to have a pool party! :D

:D :cool: :boing2:
Ty K. Doe
03-05-2003, 04:03 PM
Old is when you think a girl is checking you out but she's starring at the hairs hanging out of your nose.
Yari
03-06-2003, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by Ty K. Doe
Old is when you think a girl is checking you out but she's starring at the hairs hanging out of your nose.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Or she's counting the the hairs left on your head. Or the amount of wrinkles....!!!

/yari
RCastillo
03-06-2003, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by Seig
Phew....I'm not there yet.....

Yet, you say? Come now, Grandad!:cool:
Seig
03-07-2003, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by RCastillo
Yet, you say? Come now, Grandad!:cool:
You'll be having your hip replaced long before I'm even thinking about slowing down
KatGurl
07-22-2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Sounds good.....my friend has a pool.......shame its not summer :(


MOB, it is now :rolleyes:
RCastillo
07-22-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Seig
You'll be having your hip replaced long before I'm even thinking about slowing down

Bill Wallace, I ain't, so I'm not there, yet.:)
Seig
07-23-2003, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by RCastillo
Bill Wallace, I ain't,
and never will be
RCastillo
07-23-2003, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by Seig
and never will be

:wah:
Seig
07-31-2003, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by RCastillo
:wah:
Don't cry, you're to short and dark complected to ever be Bill Wallace.
RCastillo
07-31-2003, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by Seig
Don't cry, you're to short and dark complected to ever be Bill Wallace.

Plus, I have way more hair than he does!:cool:
theletch1
08-01-2003, 03:43 PM
Sounds good.....my friend has a pool.......shame its not summer

Is it ever summer in dreary old..er I mean... merry old England?:D

As for the "Til death do us part" line.... bubba, I die a little each day:wah:
Master of Blades
08-01-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by theletch1
Is it ever summer in dreary old..er I mean... merry old England?:D

As for the "Til death do us part" line.... bubba, I die a little each day:wah:


We had it for three days and now its just died on us.....:shrug: