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How about pirates who take over French yachts (http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/04/12/french_commandos_capture_somali_pirates/1825/)?

Eh, not so much, though it'll work in the World Events section. Main focus is the golden age, Calico Jack, Blackbeard and their lot.

How about pirates who take over French yachts (http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/04/12/french_commandos_capture_somali_pirates/1825/)?

I was thinking along the lines of:

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Raaaa-men.

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I'm noticing a trend in your forums there Bob...

Oh?