French, googled

[Kirk]

.

[Jill666]

I love it! HAhahahaha

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Richard S.]

.....YESSS!!!....

[Elfan]

Funny but I get about 60,000 results: http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=french+military+victories

[Jill666]

Pooper:wah:

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Elfan
Funny but I get about 60,000 results: http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=french+military+victories

Had to go and spoil it didnt you :shrug:

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Had to go and spoil it didnt you :shrug:
I went to the link. I then linked from there, they refer to the fact that the answer is still 0.

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Seig
I went to the link. I then linked from there, they refer to the fact that the answer is still 0.

Your point.......:shrug:

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Your point.......:shrug:
The point was that even though he got 60,000 hits they still referred to the fact that the French have won nothing.

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Seig
The point was that even though he got 60,000 hits they still referred to the fact that the French have won nothing.

Yeah......I went and got 58,000 sites, so something is not right here. I think its time to call Mulder and Scully.......*X-Files Music*

:shrug:

[Elfan]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yeah......I went and got 58,000 sites, so something is not right here. I think its time to call Mulder and Scully.......*X-Files Music*

:shrug:

I got "about 58,600" so I rounded. However, the top 4 are kirk's story :-D

[TLH3rdDan]

ok dont mean to offend any frenchmen or frenchwomen... yes im trying to be politicaly correct... but why do they always turn tale and run at the first sign of trouble... back during 9/11 that jackass of a president over there said he would be shoulder to shoulder with us against any terrorist threat but now when we need his support he turns his damn back and takes the other side

[Elfan]

Originally posted by TLH3rdDan
ok dont mean to offend any frenchmen or frenchwomen... yes im trying to be politicaly correct... but why do they always turn tale and run at the first sign of trouble... back during 9/11 that jackass of a president over there said he would be shoulder to shoulder with us against any terrorist threat but now when we need his support he turns his damn back and takes the other side

In what way have the French failed to suport the hunt for Bin Laden?

[TLH3rdDan]

im not talking about bin laden im talking about sadam... im talking about them turning their backs on turkey for allowing us to station troops their... im talking about them not letting us fly over their country for bombing runs or allowing us to stage troops there... but yet they are out allies... doesnt make much sense to me

[Master of Blades]

You know what I've just realised.........Thats only funny if your not French

:shrug:

[Seig]

Originally posted by TLH3rdDan
im not talking about bin laden im talking about sadam... im talking about them turning their backs on turkey for allowing us to station troops their... im talking about them not letting us fly over their country for bombing runs or allowing us to stage troops there... but yet they are out allies... doesnt make much sense to me
Which is exactly the same crap they pulled 12 years ago.
Hey France:bird:

[Cliarlaoch]

Classified Ad:


French Guns for Sale!

Never fired Once, Only Dropped Twice!

[Jay Bell]

http://www.dataintright.com/cgi-bin/display.pl?pic=surrender.jpg

[cali_tkdbruin]

Hey Kirk, that is so damn funny :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now if I were a Frenchy I wouldn't find it humorous, but, hell I'm an American and it's funny :rofl: :lol:

So how long before this thread gets political? :rolleyes:

[Kirk]

Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin
Hey Kirk, that is so damn funny :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now if I were a Frenchy I wouldn't find it humorous, but, hell I'm an American and it's funny :rofl: :lol:

So how long before this thread gets political? :rolleyes:


LOL! Betcha we're gettin' close!

[Jill666]

Nah- we said French, not French Canadian.

[cali_tkdbruin]

Originally posted by Jill666
Nah- we said French, not French Canadian.

:eek: Yikes...


:D

[Seig]

Wouldn't they be the ones that ran away from France?

[Cliarlaoch]

Originally posted by Seig
Wouldn't they be the ones that ran away from France?

Hmmmmm...... Mayyyyybe...

(Then again, so did the Canadians of Scottish descent--from the Brits, that is!... whoops, that's me!)

[cali_tkdbruin]

I'm American, who's with me... :D

[chufeng]

GHOUCH France !!!

How to translate the above...take the phonetic sounds from the following words: touGH, tOUch, CHaracter

Got this from a friend...




"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." --Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--Rush Limbaugh

"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." --Argus Hamilton

"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven that we've found truffles in Iraq." --Dennis Miller

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" --Dennis Miller

"Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French."

Q. Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?
A. Germans like to march in the shade.

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that the French don't want to help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France." --Jay Leno

Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army a they entered the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof', it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman

"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." --Rep. R. Blount (MO)

"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." --John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.


:asian:
chufeng

[Elfan]

Originally posted by chufeng
"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." --Rep. R. Blount (MO)

*caugh* World War I *caugh*

Supose mister Blount forgot about the 1.4 million Frenchmen who lost their lives defending Paris during World War I.

[aricept]

...if you press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. This, rather than load a list of pages for you to choose from, will auto-load the first page in the list, which, thanks to some clever meta tags, is the fake Google page.

There's actually a rather funny page of French wars linked from the page, as well.