Cthulhu
12-20-2002, 08:59 AM
From a mailing list I'm on:
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25 Lines From Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants"
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down
to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more
heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control
of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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Gondor has no pants. Gondor NEEDS no pants!
1. boromir: All i want is a chance to save my pants!
2. aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my pants but I swear to
you, I will not let the White City fall.
3. legolas: I do not have the heart to tell you for the grief in my
pants is too great.
4. gollum : frooodoooooo bageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens. pants.
5. frodo: I wish the Pants had never come to me. I wish none of this
had happened.
6. gandalf: when did saruman the wise exchange pants for madness!?
7. boromir: I would have followed you my brother. My Captain. My Pants.
8. gimli: I will be dead before I see the Ring in the pants of an Elf!
9. gimli: no! not the pants!
10: aragorn: You draw far too much attention to your pants, Mr.
Underhill!
11. frodo: You've been officially labeled 'A Disturber of the Pants'.
12. bilbo: My friend, this will be a pants to remember.
13. gandalf: The pants have already left Minas Morgul.
14. saruman: So you have chosen.....Pants!
15. frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom,
but for the warning in my pants.
16. sam: I weren't droppin' no pants, sir!
17. aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. *kneels*
You have my pants.
18. aragorn: Lets hunt us some Pants!
19. frodo: can you protect me even from your pants?
20. galadriel: ...But the pants of men are easily corrupted...
21. bilbo: I want to see pants again, Gandalf, pants!
22. elrond: I was there when the pants of men failed!
23. frodo: What's the elvish word for pants?
24. haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the
pants.
25. legolas: He is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and
heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your pants!
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Cthulhu
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25 Lines From Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants"
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down
to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more
heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control
of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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Gondor has no pants. Gondor NEEDS no pants!
1. boromir: All i want is a chance to save my pants!
2. aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my pants but I swear to
you, I will not let the White City fall.
3. legolas: I do not have the heart to tell you for the grief in my
pants is too great.
4. gollum : frooodoooooo bageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens. pants.
5. frodo: I wish the Pants had never come to me. I wish none of this
had happened.
6. gandalf: when did saruman the wise exchange pants for madness!?
7. boromir: I would have followed you my brother. My Captain. My Pants.
8. gimli: I will be dead before I see the Ring in the pants of an Elf!
9. gimli: no! not the pants!
10: aragorn: You draw far too much attention to your pants, Mr.
Underhill!
11. frodo: You've been officially labeled 'A Disturber of the Pants'.
12. bilbo: My friend, this will be a pants to remember.
13. gandalf: The pants have already left Minas Morgul.
14. saruman: So you have chosen.....Pants!
15. frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom,
but for the warning in my pants.
16. sam: I weren't droppin' no pants, sir!
17. aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. *kneels*
You have my pants.
18. aragorn: Lets hunt us some Pants!
19. frodo: can you protect me even from your pants?
20. galadriel: ...But the pants of men are easily corrupted...
21. bilbo: I want to see pants again, Gandalf, pants!
22. elrond: I was there when the pants of men failed!
23. frodo: What's the elvish word for pants?
24. haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the
pants.
25. legolas: He is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and
heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your pants!
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Cthulhu