What comedian would you vote for president?

[RED]

I would vote for Carlos Mencia. Nobody is left out. I'm a heterosexual white male too. (Have I victimized you yet?)

[tellner]

Not Mencia. He's a thief.

I'd vote for George Carlin or Jon Stewart.

[Kwiter]

Charlie Hill.......there's enough Thieves in DC already no pont sending Mencia another there.

[SFC JeffJ]

I'd have to go with Dennis Miller.

[fnorfurfoot]

Lewis Black or Jon Stewart

[morph4me]

Lewis Black

[JasonASmith]

Lewis Black, George Carlin, or Denis Leary...Take your pick..

[CoryKS]

Too bad Kinison's not around anymore. "I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR ******* MILITIA OUT OF SUDAN!!!! OH! OHHHH!!!!!"

[theletch1]

God! Can you imagine Kinnison addressing the UN?! Hey, he did play a history professor in "Back to school" with Rodney Dangerfield. Me, I'd vote for Lewis Black.

[Nomad]

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart as running mates!

[tellner]

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart as running mates!

My dream ticket. It's a sad testament to the state of American journalism that they actually provide more minutes of hard news per hour than any of the networks' news shows. And think of the press conferences!

[RED]

Not Mencia. He's a thief.

I'd vote for George Carlin or Jon Stewart.

Come on, who in DC writes their own stuff? Atleast Carlos makes it funny.

Carlin is funny, but VP would have to be Dennis Miller. Ralphie May is in the running (if he could run) too.

IMO.

[ArmorOfGod]

Stephen Colbert all the way, although I think he was born in Canada, thus making him non eligible for election.

AoG

[Tames D]

Carrot Top. Especially now that he's into bodybuilding. That body dosent fit that face anyumore.