In the spirit of spilled McDonald's coffee, I offer this story (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20021122/od_nm/penis_dc) without further comment.

Talk about cyber sex gone wrong! There you have it folks, the last bastion of safe sex is just a myth! You are not safe!

I duno, if my penis was burning I have this funny suspicion I might notice... Don't know what up with this guy.