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Jade Tigress
02-13-2007, 09:45 AM
Collards is green my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!!

morph4me
02-13-2007, 10:03 AM
all together now AWWWWWWWWWWW!! How Romantic:p

JBrainard
02-13-2007, 10:15 AM
Excellent! I'm going to e-mail that to all of the ex-Texans and rednecks at my work.

bydand
02-13-2007, 11:39 AM
Hey!! That was supposed to be private for the wife. :)


That is funny.

Kind of like the nice poem my little nephew was going to send to his "girlfriend" for Valentines day. Needless to say, we talked him out of it. Even though it was tough not to burst out laughing.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like to burp,
and so don't you

jdinca
02-13-2007, 11:41 AM
Sniff! That brought a tear to my eye...

Brian R. VanCise
02-13-2007, 12:10 PM
Now that thur is funny!

Jade Tigress
02-13-2007, 12:38 PM
Now that thur is funny!

I don't care who you are. ;)

terryl965
02-13-2007, 01:09 PM
Now that thur is funny!

well said

Brian R. VanCise
02-13-2007, 01:12 PM
I don't care who you are. ;)

:rofl:

Kacey
02-13-2007, 01:29 PM
Thanks... I nearly spit soda all over my desk! :roflmao:

Drac
02-13-2007, 02:13 PM
Well gol-lee that was purty...LOLx100...